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# Yarp!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# BBC
Z list celebs trying to revive their dying career
(Fort, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# NOT THE
FUCKING KUMARS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# and donny osmond
could it get any worse!
(Cockfosters!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# a Dani Behr
Terry Christian reunion?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# NOOOOOO
*gets shotgun*
*puts end in mouth*
*pulls trigger*
*howls in pain as realise just shot self in foot*
*crys*
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# you sick
depreaved cranberry

next your be on about Paula Yates
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# he has hair
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# now dearest
you know we don`t count "naughty hair" as hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Nose & ears.
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# rude
boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Wogan rocks
unlike what's on at the minute, Donny Osmond!
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# I tell you what
I dunno what`s going to happen if Wogan pops his clogs - where will Eurovision be? Few bottles of cheapo veggie wine, Eurovision, Wogan... wee wee stained pants*...

He is most definitely class!


* from laughter / lackage of washing facilities (delete as appropriate)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# I concur
Eurovision is one of the highlights of my year.

No really... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# it`s funny
how as you get old, you really start to appreciate true sarcasm!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# One of the proudest
moments of my life was when my boss - in an appraisal meeting - described me as the most sarcastic person he'd ever met :-D
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# I just manage
to make loads of enemies :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# on my first ever job
interview in 1984 or thereabouts I was described as a cynic.....can't imagine where he got that idea from!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# This is NOT Sarcasm
We can but dream to aspire to that level...

*applauds*
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# the outcome of greece and cyprus' votes
always suprises me
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
no shit! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Normally I agree with you
but I like Donny Osmond
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# How is CiN this year?
Poor me has no telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# THEY HAVE
THE FUCKING KUMARS AND DONNY OSMOND
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# aw god
the "Cummers" are so pants... I don`t find them funny at all!

All they need to do is show Ricky Gervais doing his robot crab dance scene on repeat for 5 hours, and that`d do me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# i`m considering watching it
then again I might nip out for another bottle of wine
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# as bad as usual
although i have laughed at the OzEnders, eastenders meets wizard of oz
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Sounds amusing.
One of my girlfriend(')s best friends is a sound tech for the bbc, and does the sound for Eastenders. She watches it with her, and is told in every scene where her friend was standing. ^_^

Edit: Hmm it does look like I mean girlfriends plural. Whilst in theory that would be nice, in practice I can see a number of downsides...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)
# how many
girlfriends do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Just the one.
A lovely lady named Colette.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# is it
that bird from the nolans?
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# God no!
Although, thanks to predictive text messaging, my phone insists on calling her 'Boldute'...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# is there a colette in the nolans?
I thought it was coleen
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# thats the bird!
i went to see nevermind the buzzcocks being filmed at the bbc and she was one of the guests....she swore like a sailor and tried to watermelon mark lamarr
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Yeah well...
My girlfriends dog's hairdressers 2nd cousins best friends uncle twice removed was abducted by aliens

100% LIES
(Cockfosters!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I've met a Korean popstar
and appeared in a video promoting charity work in Korea. Nyah nyah!

/silly showey offeyness.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I bet those long winter evenings
just fly by :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Last year
the news and weather folk did a couple of numbers from the Rocky Horror Picture Show...that was fucking good

oooo any other rocky fans around? rocky PICTURES
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# yep
the BBC news team are doing Motown this year
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# The BBC
news team are darn good sports. I enjoyed the year where they did numbers from Grease.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# The Ready Stead Cook Bunch
do a great grease number
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# I dunno,
I always thought they were cooking up something.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# PICKS???????????????
what, like "picks the fluff off an old jumper"?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)
# pedantic
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah,
Stallone rocks.

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I'll
Stallone you!!!! pffffft

Heretic
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Hehehe.
I kind of enjoyed the rocky horror picture show. But if I watched it more than twice a decade I think I would probably loathe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# ha ha

any excuse for a repost
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)
# There's
a repost I could do here, but I won't as I'm knee deep in a takeaway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)
# did
you spill your dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)
# no, he's standing
in the korma with a dunces cap on :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# could be worse,
he could be donnered in a peshwari!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Shush.
I'm stuffed full of tasty Chinese delicacies...

*Burp*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# "is that prawn crackers over there?"
"no, he just likes a fuckin' good laugh!"
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# *slap*
and *slap* again
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)