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# A vault has been found
containing previously unseen paintings by andy warhol...


sorry about the delay - if you care, the batteries ran out in my mouse
(darkness (not like the band), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# warhol
was a charlatan
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# and an empty headed buffoon
to match.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# he looked a scream!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# nope...
he wasn`t from Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# the charlatans
were from northwich, and that was a poor joke.


:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# um
oops :-)


I`m from Norn Irn anyway - we eat potatos, and er... worship leprechauns and stuff, oh and burn cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# and kick the
fuck out of wing mirrors :-/ Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# away and shite you!
I`ve never done that... I`ve done ninja turtles on wheelie bins though :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# that's OK then,
as long as you haven't set fire to 'em too.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I thought
he was in the Smiths


/obvious

Hello Reverend. Bless me for I have sinned.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# no
that was morrissey!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# what have you done
you great wazzock?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# i haven't heard 'wazzock'
for years.

Thank you.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# no problem
pranny
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# we call my
aunty doris the scrawny eyed wazzock! just cos she is!



i'm sorry that was very uninteresting!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# i call my
brother a cunt

can you guess why?
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# is he
related to mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# would that make you me?
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# wow.
I would have assumed he was a Warhol, but it's not even worth it to finish this.
(Corn Dog, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I agree
but that was never the point of Warhol.

His major contribution to Society was to show the world that ANYTHING could be considered art, as long as it is viewed in such a context.

Charlatan? Perhaps... but also an important artist.

Now Jackson Pollack.. he was a happy baby orangutan.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# ...but
Duchamp did that years before with a urinal.

/arty
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i like it!
make it bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I bet you say that
alot, huh?*

*Slaps self
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# just
ram a 9v battery up it`s arse!



woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# A mouse with batteries?
It's sheer madness, I tell you!

On a side note, Gee, I wonder who made this...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# um
one of the blokes out of adam and joe?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Guess
again!

EDIT: Though, I agree, Jimmy Carr does look somewhat like Adam Buxton, I was referring to the flash game really...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
#
"Created by Rob Manuel"
(BlackCat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# ahh
I didn`t install Flash under Linux.... another thingie on my "todo" list - after a single shot to Jamie Oliver`s head....
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# mmmmm
shots
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# hahahah
i love the songs.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# That's pretty good
worth the wait!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# ooh woo ,

I do like artistic Stuff
(smoglane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# and that chemical brothers font
too.


woo though, for finding the trace bitmap function :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# :-)

and
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
the cantina band! WOO!

did they ever do a polyphonic mobile phone tune thing of that? it`d be worth upgrading to a fancy phone just for that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# woo! quality
have just been listening to the Velvet Underground "Andy Warhol" album so it seems quite apt.

i am also absolutely wankered and wouldn't be surprised if i do something totally stupid like waste a thread soon, apologies in advance if i do
(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Woo!
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# woo!
admittedly that is more faithful to the warhol monroe pic style, but i still think mine has a charm!
(darkness (not like the band), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Yep, I like yours.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)