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# Rex was doing so well too.


Click to make it bigererer


EDIT: Errm no-one look at the shadows please.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# "best stool" should be
a crufts category
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# how would it be judged?
consistency? girth? weight?
(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# And colour and aroma.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# extra points for white

(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# and of course
flavour
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# searching for a
Pedigree Bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# 90 minute Douglas Adams video
webcast.ucsd.edu:8080/ramgen/UCSD_TV/5779UniCalSanBar.rm

He talks about his favourite book he's done - 'Last Chance To See'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Want a cake?
there's plenty in the venom fridge
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# hehe
they could get that woman with the annoying voice to judge it "I can smell roses and apricots and a hint of a baby's laugh, ohhhh and it's very fibrous, i feels lovely against my cheek"
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I read that as
"they could get that chicken with the annoying voice to judge it"

I think I've lost the plot completely now.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# haha!
jilly goolden - "hmmm, it smells like an old apple in a school desk, near a toothpick factory on fire"
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# I don't appreciate her
her and Linda Barker make me want to gargle with goat's piss
(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# urk!
I saw linda barker on an ad at the cinema last week. countless rock climbers have gone missing in the crags in her face
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I wouldn't.
Ever
(Ellis, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Jilly Goolden rocks...
With most women, it's a case of 'spit or swallow'; with Jilly Goolden it's "I'm getting honeysuckle, I'm getting hedgehog, I'm getting summer meadows, I'm getting milky overtones with a salty aftertaste".


Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# where did you get that picture from?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Google, google and google.
Originally wanted a picture of K-0 from Dr Who but resorted to this.

EDIT: Damn keyboard who put a 0 where the 9 should be... grumble grumble... moan...
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# it reminds me of Nighthawks by Edward Hopper
www.artic.edu/aic/collections/modern/75pc_hopper.html
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/2376493
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)