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# haha
i think everyone has
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# i pickled his mum
i think. was that vinegar?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I'm his dad.
I abandoned him cos he looked like a big scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# blimey
wonder if he's related to the count
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Pierce him.
Pierce him hard.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# nah
he don't deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# we had someone in our school who had scars from where a dog tried to chew off his head.
we were cruel and claimed he'd had skin regrafted onto his face from his scrotum.

he was an odd guy. we also claimed his neck was made of springs.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# My neck is made of springs,
you insensitive clod!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# his head wobbled frantically as he spoke
it was a sight to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# were the claims ever disproved?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I wish I'd gone to that school
our school was shit. Incidentally, how far gone was he that the dog tried to chew off his head? Was he just lying still? Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# i think it was a rottweiler attack when he was young
he didn't move to our comprehensive until GCSEs, but the scars wern't nice.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Funny or tragic?
vote now, folks!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Learn to spell
you illiterate flag.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# erm
his spelling's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# yay!
you're back! you proved us all wrong including yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)