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# It might take a while to download....and I don't know if it's only funny because I was here...
elastic slaptastic mpeg
(my house last night...note the b3ta t-shirt)
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Ello Nacho!
How's tricks up the mountain?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# it's all good.
My mates are staying for the weekend cos they're having their kitchen re-done. It's all been highly entertaining this evening. How's you?
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Not too bad
although I am low on beer and devoid of dope.
It could be a long night...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# just the title as it downloads conjures up all sorts of possibilities
I'm guessing an elastic band stretched across somewhere that someone walks into and bounces off again maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# yeah, after watching
Dirty Sanchez. But as I say it might only be funny because I was filming it.
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# nope
quality furtive branding though! and it's amusing how he did the side of the head about twice as hard on the other guy than he did himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# that am most woo
evening all :)
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# evening
to you too and three
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# you could
have someone's eye out with that! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# they were discussing
how holding your eye wide open and someone doing it onto your eyeball and slicing it in half. Luckily they didn't.
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# argh!
I like your 'don't be loud!' plea halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# that's because the other week
my neighbours got the other neighbours to come and tell us to turn the music down so I went upstairs and had an argument with them. I couldn't be arsed with more grief. I knew he would shout loudly if I didn't ask him not to.
/Gestapo
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# do you not have
a big sign saying 'snake mountain' on your front door? I think that kind of thing would stop me complaining about the noise! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# is that
a mountain inhabited by a snake or a moutain of snakes?

actually, either would make me think twice about complaining about noise
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
#
www.snakemountain.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# I knew that
may be a lie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# We used to have a cut out picture of a snake on the
front door to the flat, but we eventually took it down. But Debra the Door Zebra guard the front door through the glass at the top.
Although I keep meaning to put "Snake Mountain" next to the intercom buzzer.
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# haha
debra sounds great, though not too terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# I'm sure I don't need any help
terrifying the guests at Snakey!
We had a good time earlier discussing "Celebrity Bus Crash" and who would be on the bus.
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# the screams
of people flicking themselves with elastic bands are enough! ;)

Jeremy clarkson could drive it
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)