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# I woke up this morning
and found a small arsebadger in my underwear.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# and
how does that make you feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hirsute?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# sticky
i expect
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Horribly, horribly scared.
:( Anti-woo.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I'd be confused
as to how an arsebadger got into my underwear drawer.
(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# No, I pulled down my underwear to do morning business on the throne
and a small arsebadger fell out.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# I woke up this morning
and thought it was Sunday (I was confused by the Rugby).
(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# i wish it was sunday
i want t skip tomorow and i dont knwo why
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# You want to skip what?
Or do you mean you want to Jump Rope tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY!
Watch Little Moron skip over a mile of lesbians in a row! Free admission!
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# woke up this morning
got myself a gun
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Cnuting Telly
Screws with yer mind.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# You might find that hilarious,
but all it does to me is put me in a situation where I'm not sure whether to peel your face off or shovel you.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# is this a blues song?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# the first line of the blues
is always sung a second time
woah
the first line of the blues is always sung a second time
so by the time you get to the third line
you've had time to think of a rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I hope so.
"Woke up this morning,
found an arsebadger in my underwear
Woke up this morning,
found an arsebadger in my un-der-wear...
I logged on to B3ta.com
and then baby, I started to swear."

(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)