There isa girl that stalked me for a time last year, I don't think she lies par se, just is actually very mad.
She thinks bob marley is her dad,
She tells her landlord that she has cancer so he doesn't ask for her rent
She sold her story of shagging orlando bloom to the news of the world & the sport.
she said she loved me...
mad woman.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:11,
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She thinks bob marley is her dad,
She tells her landlord that she has cancer so he doesn't ask for her rent
She sold her story of shagging orlando bloom to the news of the world & the sport.
she said she loved me...
mad woman.
orlando bloomyou got a link to the news story? Just curious.
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rob,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:17,
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Hmmm.Well, one day some with some friends we were messing around up a hill where I lived, and I kicked a big boulder over.
This boulder, which must have weighed 25kg, started rolling down the hill, and ended up going through someones campsite at about 60mph, taking most of their camping gear with it, ending with a spectacular jump, straight through one side of their tent and out the other.
(luckily, nobody was in the tent - this would have been a different sotry . . .)
As soon as we saw the rock starting to roll, we had all ducked out of sight.
So we casually sauntered in a roundabout way to the scene of utter devastation, to find the campers, weekend utterly ruined, staring with dismay at the apparent plane wreck.
"Oooh. What happened?" I said.
"Looks like that rock slipped down the hill" They said.
"Bummer" I said.
(This boulder, which must have weighed 25kg, started rolling down the hill, and ended up going through someones campsite at about 60mph, taking most of their camping gear with it, ending with a spectacular jump, straight through one side of their tent and out the other.
(luckily, nobody was in the tent - this would have been a different sotry . . .)
As soon as we saw the rock starting to roll, we had all ducked out of sight.
So we casually sauntered in a roundabout way to the scene of utter devastation, to find the campers, weekend utterly ruined, staring with dismay at the apparent plane wreck.
"Oooh. What happened?" I said.
"Looks like that rock slipped down the hill" They said.
"Bummer" I said.
Not Pineapple anymore,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:24,
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