This still makes me cringe with shameI told a girl at her 21st birthday that the reason one of her mates hadn't come was because she was also going out with her then boyfriend.
It was a complete lie. I'd not even met her before. I was jealous and drunk and stupid. I made her cry in front of her family and friends.
I hate myself still.
(It was a complete lie. I'd not even met her before. I was jealous and drunk and stupid. I made her cry in front of her family and friends.
I hate myself still.
chthonic,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:37,
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Cringe!Making girls cry isn't big or clever.
I once went 'round to my then girlfriend's place to break it off with her, as I'd met a much dirtier girl (not the reason I gave her!). I had my mate Tony wait across the road, then ring on her bell, panting, as if he'd been desparately looking for me, 4 minutes later (being the amount of time I judged that she'd take to start crying) and tell me there was an emergency at the restaurant (I was a chef in those days), and I had to get there fast. I heard her break down in tears as I walked down her drive with Tony. I still feel very bad about it, as she was a very nice person. Just wouldn't get her kit off.
(I once went 'round to my then girlfriend's place to break it off with her, as I'd met a much dirtier girl (not the reason I gave her!). I had my mate Tony wait across the road, then ring on her bell, panting, as if he'd been desparately looking for me, 4 minutes later (being the amount of time I judged that she'd take to start crying) and tell me there was an emergency at the restaurant (I was a chef in those days), and I had to get there fast. I heard her break down in tears as I walked down her drive with Tony. I still feel very bad about it, as she was a very nice person. Just wouldn't get her kit off.
pxyzyzygy,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 12:50,
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Making Girls Cry Can Be Big And CleverI met my current lady about 3 years ago. She was going out with some other guy (and would continue to do so until the start of this year) and I had just broken up with someone.
I am the kind of vindictive cranberry to take revenge on the entire female species (whether or not they are responsible for my ire) so after about 5 minutes of me laying in to her (along the lines of "you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life"), she ran to the pub toilets in tears.
When I bumped into her about 6 months ago, she remembered me as "that cranberry that made me cry". I didn't remember her at all until much later, when she reminded me of the story.
My earlier cuntish behaviour provided the perfect before / after situation of charming, happy drunk with miserable, bastard drunk. I could not fail.
Now she's MY gorgeously depraved girl I ca't say enough nice things about her.
"you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life" is not the biggest lie I've ever told - but it is proof that making girls cry can work to your advantage!
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 17:38,
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I am the kind of vindictive cranberry to take revenge on the entire female species (whether or not they are responsible for my ire) so after about 5 minutes of me laying in to her (along the lines of "you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life"), she ran to the pub toilets in tears.
When I bumped into her about 6 months ago, she remembered me as "that cranberry that made me cry". I didn't remember her at all until much later, when she reminded me of the story.
My earlier cuntish behaviour provided the perfect before / after situation of charming, happy drunk with miserable, bastard drunk. I could not fail.
Now she's MY gorgeously depraved girl I ca't say enough nice things about her.
"you are the fucking ugliest piece of shit I have ever had to speak to in my life" is not the biggest lie I've ever told - but it is proof that making girls cry can work to your advantage!
that girlmust have seriously low self esteem to go out with someone who spoke to her like that.
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Thu 27 Nov 2003, 9:33,
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Like I saidthe before and after effect. Me not being a cranberry seems sooo much better compared to me being a cranberry.
And hell, three years is a long time. She pragmatically don't take the drunken ramblings of some guy she barely knew THAT seriously.
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Thu 27 Nov 2003, 11:43,
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And hell, three years is a long time. She pragmatically don't take the drunken ramblings of some guy she barely knew THAT seriously.
Similar..and a truth, not a lie. Was about 15 at a party wiv mates. Obviously blind drunk and then some. There were these two twins. Usually eyes would light up at the thought of this, but these two were, well, minging would be kind*. One of them comes onto my mate, and tries to snog him. He tells her, in a remarkably untactful manner, that not only is she fat, but she is also very ugly, and thus should watermelon off and leave him alone. He really was very scathing! Floods of tears, all sorts of trauma. Everyone is reviling poor old Ian, who by this time is sobering up slightly and can't understand why he keeps getting dirty looks from all the girls and none of them will talk to him, coz he can't remember anything about it! Fuckwit.
Not really relevant, but funny nevertheless
*sorry, but 100% FACT
(Not really relevant, but funny nevertheless
*sorry, but 100% FACT
D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine....,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 13:23,
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