We went a whole year at school......telling the supply teacher we had for RE that Andy Harropp was in hospital in a coma and
that the new boy's name (in reality Mr Harropp sitting there trying not to laugh) was Basil Clithopps.
For three entire terms Andy would hand in work in the fake Basil's workbook, while she would call the register and shake her head in pity when she got to Andy's name.
We would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for the small matter of end-of-year reports, where the whole ruse was rumbled, and Andy got a Headmasterly rocket up the arse.
(that the new boy's name (in reality Mr Harropp sitting there trying not to laugh) was Basil Clithopps.
For three entire terms Andy would hand in work in the fake Basil's workbook, while she would call the register and shake her head in pity when she got to Andy's name.
We would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for the small matter of end-of-year reports, where the whole ruse was rumbled, and Andy got a Headmasterly rocket up the arse.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 13:02,
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that is the best one i have ever heardand i am sitting here giggling like a reatrd because of it.
( mikeisbrill,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 13:05,
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Funny you should say that...... when we had a suplly teacher, we told her that Andy was retarded, and needed special attention. The whole while she was there, she believed every word, despite his appalling acting.
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:02,
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It was bloody hard workThe entire class was in on it, and you had to remember to call him the right name an' all that.
He got suspended for the rest of the term (about three days) and hung around the shops after intercepting the dreaded letter home from school so his folks never found out. He is still known as "Baz" by some people, and we should learn from his example.
(He got suspended for the rest of the term (about three days) and hung around the shops after intercepting the dreaded letter home from school so his folks never found out. He is still known as "Baz" by some people, and we should learn from his example.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 13:22,
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