Come on... this thread's turning into a confessions page!My biggest lie was in court:
I had borrowed my mums 1.1 Citroen AX (small car made of tin - for anyone who doesn't know) and was racing a bloke in a 2.0ltr Cavalier the Cav was in front with me close on its tail (mainly cause I knew the road and was a bit of a loony driver back then) anyway this guy goes round a corner too fast and hits a Saab along the side that was coming the other way, I plough straight into the back of the cavalier and end up in hospital.
the court hearing went along the lines of:
His lawyer: why were you racing the cavalier?
Me: how could I be racing a 2.0ltr car? (LIE)
His lawyer: Why were you so close that you couldn't stop?
Me: I wasn't too close. (LIE)
His lawyer: Why did you hit the back of his car then?
Me: because when he hit the Saab the Saab driver lost control of his car and started heading towards me, so I swerved out of the way and in the process lost control of my car and started skidding sideways towards the back of the Cav only just straightening it up before the impact. (LIE)
The Cavalier driver got 8 points and I got £3000 for my injuries and a new car for my mum!!
Good Point I'll put it on this guest account
oohi edited the guest account profile!
yay!
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 20:16,
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somebodyneeds to get that guest account a few FPs.
It wont be me though, i'm crap.
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 10:45,
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It wont be me though, i'm crap.
Yeah, well I went one better.I changed the guest account password.
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Thu 27 Nov 2003, 19:43,
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Im a big fat liar....I've lied too many times. Nothin too bad but here goes...
In primary school (elementary) I was very good to the teachers so they all liked me. I had this really bad enemy (lets leave it at Q.S) and we had victorian day. He took my hoop, which pissed me off and then I punched him (I box with my dad) in the lip. He was bleeding all over the place and we both got dragged in the headmasters office and the headmaster asked me what happened. I said that I was trying to get back my hoop and after I got it back, he slipped and fell over. I was let off, he was bollocked for it. Still how they thought he could fall on his face and cut his lip is another thing....
Then a few weeks later, we had this victorian project which I reall, really couldnt be bothered doing.
I stayed low for the first day, and then the next day I went to my teacher and said I had done it but could not find it. To convince her, I emptied out my desk and pretended that I was really horrified that it had gone missing. So while everyone else was still doing the work (it was easy but took forever) I sat and played on the BBC Micro computer which was a right laugh.
Then moving on to High school.
I had this hearing aid for one ear (I am so ever slightly deaf) which, to this day I HATED THEM. I can hear fine enough but my parents were all "you need them, your just guessing what they say" crap. I mean how the hell could I do the work and pass and then guess what they had been saying?? Anyway I was meant to drop them off at this tech room at the end of every day. So I got a letter to get let off 10 minutes early to drop them off.
I dropped them off once and then I never ever picked them up again but I started to go about 15 minutes early :D and just walk home. The teachers were retards. Anyway will write more later... got a lesson.
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 20:23,
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In primary school (elementary) I was very good to the teachers so they all liked me. I had this really bad enemy (lets leave it at Q.S) and we had victorian day. He took my hoop, which pissed me off and then I punched him (I box with my dad) in the lip. He was bleeding all over the place and we both got dragged in the headmasters office and the headmaster asked me what happened. I said that I was trying to get back my hoop and after I got it back, he slipped and fell over. I was let off, he was bollocked for it. Still how they thought he could fall on his face and cut his lip is another thing....
Then a few weeks later, we had this victorian project which I reall, really couldnt be bothered doing.
I stayed low for the first day, and then the next day I went to my teacher and said I had done it but could not find it. To convince her, I emptied out my desk and pretended that I was really horrified that it had gone missing. So while everyone else was still doing the work (it was easy but took forever) I sat and played on the BBC Micro computer which was a right laugh.
Then moving on to High school.
I had this hearing aid for one ear (I am so ever slightly deaf) which, to this day I HATED THEM. I can hear fine enough but my parents were all "you need them, your just guessing what they say" crap. I mean how the hell could I do the work and pass and then guess what they had been saying?? Anyway I was meant to drop them off at this tech room at the end of every day. So I got a letter to get let off 10 minutes early to drop them off.
I dropped them off once and then I never ever picked them up again but I started to go about 15 minutes early :D and just walk home. The teachers were retards. Anyway will write more later... got a lesson.