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# True or not
I enjoyed that.

Edit: Remember last newsletter - the Soft Paws things for cats? (You glue them onto cats' paws to stop them sctratching stuff)

Well, I was well pissed last Friday and I rocketed off an e-mail to them registering my disgust with their products. The opening line was 'You lot are a fucking discrace'

I also managed to throw monkeys in there somehow. I got a very civil e-mail back correcting a few of my more 'strong views'...

Anyway, I'm not proud but there you go. Bored now.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# correcting them?
you mean it's OK to stick things to cats' claws?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# of course not!
But try sticking a banger up ones arse, now that's funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Well, that's what I thought,
but the alternative is de-clawing or putting them to sleep.

I didn't read the reasons: too many cats/not enough homes, therefore better having the Soft Paws than the alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# or not getting a cat
if you don't want to look after it properly. Or valuing your cat over your shitty furniture. cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# cranberry?
Not me I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# What?
The only alternatives are declawing or death?

What planet are they on?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i find treacle
is quite funny

especially if mixed with fizzing candy
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)