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[challenge entry] inspired by vbloke`s, tweaknik`s, and MrNoose`s posts...

From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:33, archived)
# heh heh
why wait?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:34, archived)
# good point
there :-)

edit: primary reason is probably to avoid poor hotel staff from cleaning up the mess!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:34, archived)
# hahah
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:34, archived)
# I'm going turn my christmas bonus into white powder
and snort it off a hooker's tits.

0.001 percent of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:35, archived)
# you know..
I wish I could afford a habit like that just so I could afford to live in London....

.. streets are paved with gold... oh yes, most definitely.... *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I wish I could afford to live in london
too...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:37, archived)
# bloody
nightmare place
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:37, archived)
# agreed
experiences involving the danish embassy making me sleep on the street outside have embittered me to the whole area.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:43, archived)
# I wish i could afford to live in london.
i still wouldnt, but it would make living in leeds a shit load easier.
(vt8879, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:49, archived)
# scuse my indiferance,
who's randy quaid???
(EddiesEvilTwin, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:38, archived)
# he was in kingpin
.. sod any "proper" movies he might have been in - he was the amish bowler

class fillum that

edit: he was also in one of those national lampoon fillums - he was chevy chase`s cousin or something
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:40, archived)
# I can picture him in my head
don't remember anything about him

why not just google?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:40, archived)
# he looks just like
that pottery guy.
what's the confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:46, archived)
# he does
I hadn't scrolled to that part of the page though, so I didn't realize that's what we were discussing.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:47, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:46, archived)
# of course everyone I know in london falls into one of three categories:
1. works their asses off so hard that they barely have time or energy for anything else, always miserable, overworked, and wet from the commute home. if you do manage to get them to a pub however, it's an enjoyable spectacle to watch them get shitfaced in under 2 hours.

2. doesn't work that much, but can't afford anything. you'd think they'd be more fun because they'd have more time, but no, they can't afford to go anywhere. they can't even afford the wear and tear on the telephone to answer it. they can't afford to let you come round because you'd let all the heat out if they answered the door. do not ring the bell.

3. successful, totally single-minded individuals who pave their own path through life, creating a successful niche where before there was none. I admire these people immensely, but usually they're socially inept, far too busy thinking about or working on that one single thing that they do to pay attention to you. it's nice the few minutes they actually notice they're in a pub and you're with them, but the rest of the time they're off doing that one thing that they do. and it's fun to say "hey you know that one guy that does that one thing? I went out with him last night." but you wouldn't catch them dead sitting around on b3ta at night. or doing anything wasteful (or social) of any sort.

so me, I'm scatterbrained, do way too many different types of things, love to socialize and hate working.

guess I'll never make it london.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:45, archived)
# I'd like to live near london
far enough away for it to be relatively inexpensive, but close enough so that it wouldn't be a problem to catch the train in
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:49, archived)
# ah yes...
beautiful scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:50, archived)
# hehehe
scotland is quite nice....
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:50, archived)
# no seriously,
have you ever lived outside a city? if you ask me it's the worst of both worlds. I like the city, I like the country, but keep me the watermelon away from the suburbs.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:51, archived)
# no not really
Minneapolis is quite large

I lived in a small small city in Arizona, but it wasn't really big enough to be or have suburbs

and in a big city in Colombia
maybe where I was as a kid was a suburb? I always just though of it as a neighborhood. It was really annoying though.

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:53, archived)
# i like
poss comp entry???

ps i lied, i havent gone to bed, i've still half a can of cider left...
(EddiesEvilTwin, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:35, archived)
# drink yourself
back sober, so you can wake up with a hangover (never quite understood how that works)!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Wow.
That's what I'm going to do. I hate the "holidays". Goddamit
-pissed BuG
(Go Team Turnip, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:38, archived)
# hahah
love the username!


edit: off to bed... it`s all so much easier when you`re asleep :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 3:40, archived)
# woo 2 da pic
I don't think I've ever been a muse before.
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 9:51, archived)