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Well, she does have nice clevage.

In case I was the only B3tan who noticed.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:55, archived)

and a

penis...

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:56, archived)

Yeah but....

i mean.... nice breasts. I can see the penis might make you think twice but...

breasts

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

and.

Bikini too

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)

and the kinky

self-asphyxiation

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)

Kinky?

What a quiet life u must lead :p

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)

yes, well

at least penis's don't turn me on

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:04, archived)

peni

/pedantry

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atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

actually

penii

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

"a johnny of Penii"

they come in johnnys.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

boom boom

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

or possibly a minge of penii,

but i stayed with the safe option.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

what

a drunken fucktard i am. i meant to type that too. gaaaaaaaaargh (and i probaby missed an a out there)

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atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

she's got a dollar

that should convince you otherwise.

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cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

yeah, but

she didn't put her hand up

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

but

it's a dollar

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cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

and it's still a

penis

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)

5 dorra

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

no no no

she has a penis... no money in the world could persuade me

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:09, archived)

you like bag?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

...

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

Yeah

that costs extra

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

You aren't my ex are you?

Ho ho ho cheap gags

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

maybe

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

I doubt it

she doesn;t understand computers, or anything built after the golden age of steam really.

Nice jugs though

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)

penis too? eh?

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

what's wrong with penii

turning people on?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

nothing

unless you're a straight male

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

I'm a strait male

and i love me willy

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

None of them here mate.

It's 10 past gay shift.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:09, archived)

gay shift finished at 1am

didn't it?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

Exactly.

It's 10 minutes past the gay shift. Well, 15 now. Hetrosexuality is only just filtering back.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)

ah right

I understand now
it's quite cosy up at this side of the board

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

gayshift doesn't end

until about 6.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

yet

nobody has advertised this

yet

edit: i think the post ^ up there is more correct than i

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

are you the only straight male

in the vi-llage?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:09, archived)

I like 'im

e's well fit

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

squeaky shorts

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

he's quite sexy

in that outfit.
...

i like how the village name they use for that sketch is the only real place name they use.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

what?

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

we don't want your kind

round'er

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

you're not a

male.

are you, roxy?

(ps, you have massive tits. nice work)

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)

nope nope nope

*looks down to check*
No i'm not

edit:um...thank you?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:13, archived)

don't thank me

they are yours after all

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

I'm sure you put years of work and effort into developing them.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

you have no idea

I actually sat at home for a month willing them to grow

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)

Do you think I could do the same with mine?

I think they'd be nice to play with when I'm bored.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)

definatly

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)

Breasts and bum sex.

It's like two for the price of one.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

sad man

(0 0)
(__)
'

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:56, archived)

It's that Azure Sea...

Looks like Teen Spirit

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:58, archived)

But how does it smell?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:04, archived)

jamaica?

oh dear

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kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

Scooby...

Snorkel & Maskage inhibit odours

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)