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# not mine
but I think you shouldn't miss this Gem, that's why I translated it:

Outside Snowflakes were whirling around
and inside the hippo was yawning aloud
As soon as it went to bed, nice and clean,
it started to have a christmas dream

'Not so fast, I need to put on the PJs, the one with the ducks'
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031206.html

Santa claus spoke: 'whoever may hear,
I have to tell you, have no fear,
I cannot come around around this year!
You hear, Christmas is in Danger!

'How long do these experiments take?' '28th of December'
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031207.html

The Hippo sprang up, as if hit by lightning
and froze, for through the windows widening,
snow fell cold into the house.
And it cried out:
'Then I need to be Santa Claus!
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031208.html

Time was short, and a lot to be done
that's why the duvet got undone,
and the hippo started wrapping gifts
and bake cookies in the kitchen.

'All of that would be so much easier, if I had thumbs!'
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031209.html

Presents and Cookies finally in his sack,
the hippo glanced in the mirror and back.
The head looked good and was nice and warm,
thus it went out in the cold, safe from harm.
'I wear a hat!'
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031210.html

No reindeer or sleigh were in sight,
but that wouldn't stop the flight.
A nice song for courage was sung,
and a stick of dynamite up the bum.
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031211.html

Thus it flew from roof to roof,
and delivered the presents with a loud 'poof'.
To all the nice children of Christian kind,
but not to those of hindus, muslims and
buddhists, mind.
www.nichtlustig.de/html/031212.html

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:34, archived)
# bonkers.
A1 fruitloop.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:34, archived)
# You made the translation rhyme too!
What a star
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:35, archived)
# well,
I tried, but some bits sound just wrong.
Poetry is hard to do on the tube :-)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:36, archived)
# so is masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:42, archived)
# long coats
work. I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:42, archived)
# *makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:45, archived)
# not really.
it's actually getting a hard-on with all the tramps looking that's difficult (I'd imagine)...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:43, archived)