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# Long time lurker, first time poster


I know it's a bit rubbish but be gentle please
(pisshole_in_the_snow_eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahahahah
EDIT: not to mention 'Cor!'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I would ...
chop her head off that is

CHOP IT

CHOP IT HARD
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I would..
..enter her gently from behind and treat her like the lady she is.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I trust you are referring to the dog
The puppy, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:21, archived)
# The puppy's a different matter
I would wine it and dine it and celebrate my love for it in most unnatural manners
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Well she's all you'd ever want,
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:23, archived)
# poor puppy
fancy scaring it with that thing
WYH and welcome oh lurking one

lurk no more

pull up a badger
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Haha
Shes a 'Bitch'
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:17, archived)
# arf!
nice username too.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:17, archived)
# ha
the puppy looks so annoyed - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:18, archived)
# not sure why i like that so
but i do!
woo and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I love it when a lurker comes blinking into the sunlight.
woo pic, apart from making me think about Anne.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Hey,
Don't fight the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Cor, what a welcome!
Thanks very much. Nice meeting yers.
(pisshole_in_the_snow_eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Gah
I ve eaten bread older than the number of days you have been lurking!!!

Hello and welcome - nice to e-meet you, you'll never leave, shop a kitten or a NSFW piccie if you want the sack!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Raaaah!
Yay and welcome!

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:31, archived)