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# why yes
well, no. I'm a cartoonist really. My artistic ability is summed up thus: B grade GCSE. My full time occupation is nutbag. And freelance drawy-person. Mostly I just go nuts.

I can't draw normal things...only cartoons...as witnessed by my big painting, Owl and Bear, detail from which is here:

GAH! Then you look at someone like Bovine, who draws great 'toons but also could probably draw your mother so realistically you'd talk to it all night. GAH again!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)
# ooh
thats lovely, def card/childrens illustration material, woo for you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)
# it's funny you should say that, Doc
cos I've written children's books... anyone in publishing here? Anyone want to give me a £100,000 advance? I promise you'd get your book and then you'd never see me again. It's WIN WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)
# I wrote a children's book!
'Once there was a potato. It was eaten. It was a very sad potato. The end.'

Really, I'm sure it'll be on the bestseller lost
(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)
# *quickly scribbles down text*
*tries to pass off as own...*

Incidentally, in which form was the potato eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)
# hehehehe
well, at least you tried ;-)

i think your work is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)
# aaaawwwwwwww
*wipes tear from eye*

still tired and emotional*

*no, actually tired and emotional...weekend of respiratory problems
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)