b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 2581405 (Thread)

# I don't feel like enough of a geek.
I've never been addicted to an MMORPG, I know only basic HTML and no other programming languages, I don't even have an IRC programme installed and I've been developing a social life.

I think I might buy a 4 inch thick book about unix.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:47, archived)
# pah books
get with the programme daddy oh
/sluprs jolt cola snorts mountain dew, foams at the mouth collapses in a burst of acne
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:49, archived)
# wobbly
table, eh?

;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Final Fantasy XI
The only MMORPG you'll ever need - when I get back to England, that's it, end of my life*
(until I save up enough to leave again ;)

* assuming I don't get married and settle down in the next 3 months ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# are you in an internet cafe in Krakow
next to a girl with massive knockers?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# for a $9.95
I can be register now for free paris hilton clips
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# *looks around*

no he isn't
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# *sigh*
*looks whistfully into the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# no,
i'm in my mums living room, with a mum with massive knockers. however, I'm off to london/cambridge tomorrow, and paris on the 8th. Soooper.
Sadly the bird in Krakow has met someone else. How fleeting love is* ;)

incidently, i've managed to pull 3 girls from Serbia whilst I've been in England for 2 weeks, and only 1 while I was there for 2 months - how does that work eh?

* punches shit out of nearest wall in love induced agony ;)


(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# ah!
you never cease to amaze me.
we all miss you at bashes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hmmm
do you, do you really miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# they are marginally less pissed
now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# sounds boring ;)
we got arrested in Serbia for a 20 hour drinking session which culminated in me passing out on the heater in a dodgy old mans whisky cabin and smashing it to bits.

After we spent 2 hours asking people in the street where we can purchase oranges, that tasted like lemons.
Seemed like a good idea at the time...

And I have about a billion other stories for the next bash, so you can get the beers in, in advance ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# see you there!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# well
it'll be about may time - coincidently my birthday... hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# wow
you have some lovely pictures there!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:22, archived)
# cheers
when I get plently of time, I'll split up the boring 'heres a cathedral' etc, bollocks into the 'heres me in a coma on the floor' photos.

sigh. i will be sad...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)
# The ones in Serbia weren't trying to get married
so that they won't get deported.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# no, they want to see me when I get back...
I have no idea how they got my number.

maybe they just have great taste ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# I don't have a conputer that could run it,
and am unlikely to aquire one for about 8 months. Around that time, Middle earth online will be released, so I may hold out for that.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# no,
cos FFXI will be release in Europe around then. So not only do you get to play with me on-line, you get to errrr... umm.

Well, you get to play with me.

lucky old you.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Oooh, I could do.
But only if I can be a monk, and insult everyone.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# you can do that in real life.
the monks round my way need a good kicking.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# That is what I do in real life.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# i used to play ultima online

making arrows for weeks on end has never been so much fun
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# i bought a big book on learning flash actionscript

haven't touched it
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I don't think I have any huge books I've never read.,
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# the only books i've read
are the ones they made me read at school
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# I got four books for Christmas.
I finished the last one 3 days ago. I've now moved onto the ones given to my dad by people.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)