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# thankyou
:) everyone's so nice to me! yay!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)
# So
I how many of my "Vigo mortesen' shaped nuttela treats" can i put you down for?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Vigo mortesen???
gonna have to ask you to explain that one...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:04, archived)
# You dont know?
He's the bloke that plays Aragorn from LOTR
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:06, archived)
# I think 'plays' is an exaggeration.
You need more than one facial expression to 'play' somebody.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:06, archived)
# He had
moss in his beard. Until he went all king like.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Whateever
It leads my nicely to my next mental image

Chocolate covered Liv Tyler....

*dribbles*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# did you know
when he kicks the helmet in the second film at the uruk Hai pyre, he breaks his toe, and all the screaming and falling down is NOT ACTING
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:20, archived)
# hmmm
I'd rather have Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean.

Not Johnny Depp you understand - just Captain Jack.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:10, archived)
# You know, an awful lot of women have said that
since I shaved off my bloody Captain Jack beard 'n' 'tache combo. It's really annoying. I had them before he did too.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:11, archived)
# tis funny you say that
cos I've grown one...not EXATLY like that...but damm close (according to my cat anyway)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# I'm thinking about doing it again,
but the inbetween stage isn't going to help me get a day job.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:15, archived)
# tis nasty that
It's not short enough to look like stuble, but not long enough to look a beard...

Damm slow gorwing hair folicales(sp)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:17, archived)
# yeah, but then no beard
is often more kissable...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:14, archived)
# This is true.
My ex used to complain about beard burn on her chin. Etc.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:16, archived)
# how about
a small, but neatlty trimmed beard?

Best of both worlds then?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:16, archived)
# I thought it was...
Viggo Mortosen
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:06, archived)
# In actual fact it's
"Viggo Mortensen"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)
# I may
or may not stand corrected on that one
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)
# it must be nice being you

*sobs*

I've just realised: I am Terry
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)
# WTF
is terry?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# here he is
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)