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# 'Hi! I'm Jenson Button.
You have no idea who I am, so my name is on the back of my seat. Apparently I'm a Formula One driver who never wins anything.'
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# "Lets take it up a notch!"
*presses different button*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# As a motorsport nut, I likes Jenson
as a TV viewer I don't.
And as a man, I find the fact that he's nobbing that minx Louise Griffiths of Fame Academy hard to bear

In Jenson's defence, he's not as wooden as Michael Schumacher would be. But they'll only get him if BBCi has a new facility for...making shoes
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# i had a new-found respect for schumacher
when after winning the championship last year he got drunk and threw a fridge out of a window
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)
# sadly though, it instantly killed
the british driver, who was in the fridge at the time.

see that? a SATIRE on british f1 drivers/manufacturers. fuck you, ian hislop.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)
# gosh you are as funny a BBC producer
as Armando Ianucci
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:02, archived)
# yes.
yes i am.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)