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# BBCi... I see it in my sleep...
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:40, archived)
# ad review:
get rid of button, and just play the whole of the underworld tune they use.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# 4. Good plan, I'm sure they'll all believe you, now where to make a presidential visit?


Al Qaeda
England
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:33, archived)
# i have a simple solution
i just don't watch tv until i'm certain something i want to watch is on

which isn't that often
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# seconded
my parents watch, and I listen in from the computer desk if anything sounds particularly interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# you confident of getting the start time right?
because if you turn on 30 seconds early...
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# You're such a loyal, if lazy, employee.

I'm talking about the way you're defending the BBC by skiving.

In case anyone was wondering.

Which they're probably not.

Fuckass.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# actually my post was criticising the bbc for showing the bbci ads all the time.
never mind, back to your remedial english lessons, fuckwit.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# I was being, uh,
post-modernist.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)
# good
comeback.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)
# i deliberately miss
the first minute or so


JUST IN CASE
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# and then you spend the rest of the show going
"who's that? is he the baddie?"

and people wonder why i killed my mother.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Hehehe...
"Showbiz news: Jenson Button to star in Live-Action Thunderbirds series"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha...
Thunderbird 2 seat isn't it?
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I didnt see him in the movie trailer
I just saw that person whos name may or may not be Bill.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# hehehe!
along with Keanu Reeves and a bit of 2x4
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# from what I can surmise
the only reason they have Mr. Button is because his surname is the same as the thing you press to get BBCi. How much public money did it take some advertising exec to think that one up? I think we should be told
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# i bet we had to pay the useless cunt
a shitload too

i want my money* back

* i don't actually pay our licence
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# it would certainly explain the success of ian wright.
he's changed his name by deed-poll to "ian wrightmanforpresentingasaturdayeveninglightentertainmentshow"
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# everytime I see him..
I want to punch him hard till he shuts up!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# it's a good job they wrote his name on the back of his chair.
otherwise no-one would know who the fuck he was.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# you're going to respond to every
jenson button bbci pic with that remark, aren't you? ;)
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# yes.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# good good

spontaneity brings FEAR
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# it's a good job they wrote his name on the back of his chair.
otherwise we'd have to brand it onto his forehead with a bent nail
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# now
thats television
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# "Hi! I'm Jenson Button.
You have no idea who I am, so my name is on the back of my seat. Apparently I'm a Formula One driver who never wins anything."
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# "Lets take it up a notch!"
*presses different button*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# As a motorsport nut, I likes Jenson
as a TV viewer I don't.
And as a man, I find the fact that he's nobbing that minx Louise Griffiths of Fame Academy hard to bear

In Jenson's defence, he's not as wooden as Michael Schumacher would be. But they'll only get him if BBCi has a new facility for...making shoes
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# i had a new-found respect for schumacher
when after winning the championship last year he got drunk and threw a fridge out of a window
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)
# sadly though, it instantly killed
the british driver, who was in the fridge at the time.

see that? a SATIRE on british f1 drivers/manufacturers. fuck you, ian hislop.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)
# gosh you are as funny a BBC producer
as Armando Ianucci
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:02, archived)
# yes.
yes i am.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)
# I have Tivo
/smugness
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# JB
is only marginally less annoying than those FA Cup ads with that crook Don King.....
(Doctor Evil, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# JB at least knows what a television is
Don King wouldn't know the FA cup if it bit his bollock off
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)