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# OMG
Sorry but you must be a bummer!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)
# not as a rule
but if that was the alternative - frankly, I'd prefer it

so long as he shaved - and had a nice personality
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)
# /0\
You'd rather give a geezer brown love than have a bit of Delta?

Hmmm poke a bloke in the brown eye or the hottest thing on Ramsey Street since Holly Valence fucked off?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)
# Holly Valence was about as sexy
as a bit of soggy day old quiche

and about as talented/interesting
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:56, archived)
# seconded
on the talent part
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)
# she was made entirely of bone
and had a face like a squashed brocolli.
you could hardly call her sexy.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:05, archived)
# haven't you heard?
they invented some new make-up for women - it's called a paper bag

edit: comes in white, grey, brown, and sometimes yellow
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)
# but the face wasn't the only icky bit of her!
she looked anorexic!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:10, archived)
# and she's really irritating
which is a massive turn off
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:14, archived)
# yup.
i can't actually think of anything good about her.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)
# 2 things
she's been dropped by her label
and she's not on tv any more

other than that - no
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)
# OMG
or just have different taste to you.
Stranger things have happened
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:49, archived)
# burn
the newbie!

see how 'burn looks almost the same as 'bum' there?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)
# OMFG LOL!
your all bummers!!!!111
BLANKEEEET!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)
# and
your point, sweetie ?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)
# none
sorry
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:16, archived)
# so
you've been a member for two days.

I guess you don't realise this is the gay shift.

you can take your hate, along with your shrivelled, inoffensive winkie, in hand, and kindly cock off.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:30, archived)