
but if that was the alternative - frankly, I'd prefer it
so long as he shaved - and had a nice personality
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so long as he shaved - and had a nice personality

You'd rather give a geezer brown love than have a bit of Delta?
Hmmm poke a bloke in the brown eye or the hottest thing on Ramsey Street since Holly Valence fucked off?
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Hmmm poke a bloke in the brown eye or the hottest thing on Ramsey Street since Holly Valence fucked off?

as a bit of soggy day old quiche
and about as talented/interesting
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and about as talented/interesting

and had a face like a squashed brocolli.
you could hardly call her sexy.
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you could hardly call her sexy.

they invented some new make-up for women - it's called a paper bag
edit: comes in white, grey, brown, and sometimes yellow
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edit: comes in white, grey, brown, and sometimes yellow

she looked anorexic!
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she's been dropped by her label
and she's not on tv any more
other than that - no
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and she's not on tv any more
other than that - no

or just have different taste to you.
Stranger things have happened
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Stranger things have happened