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# i had a dream that i had an argument with bono
after he gave me his new album and i told him it was crap.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:43, archived)
# well
that was rude of you
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:45, archived)
# well it was crap.
it was mostly white noise.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)
# you sure
you didn't get it off kazaa?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:47, archived)
# no,
bono gave it to me in person, because it was my birthday.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:48, archived)
# though i suppose he might
have copied it from downloads off of kazaa or soemthing.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:49, archived)
# that's just greed
it's not like bono is short of a bob or two
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# don't worry,
i had a right go at him.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)
# I hope you made it clear that no matter how many times
he or his pr machine claim that they are the best band in the world I don't believe it - and made him cry
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# yup.
he tried to cheer me up by telling me some horribly racist jokes, when i complained at that, he said something about the fact that "they should all go back to their own countries"
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:59, archived)
# TJ
in action!

does anybody know what the hell that random piece of cloth on pool tables is for?? (the bit that covers the hole where the balls come oot)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:50, archived)
# it's a wank cloth.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Er ...
Stops the balls marking the surface while you set them on the table.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# oh..
.. so its not a wank cloth... damn..

Anyone good with stains? Especially the most persistant of stains....
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# isn't it to set up the balls in the triangle on top of
to avoid wear and tear on the main baise?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# so the rumour goes.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Pindmiss
sorry.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# doesnt count if it is
a sensible answer to a set question

but never mind
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)