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# I really don't know what went wrong ....

It didn't suffer though.
(Spockinasock, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:34, archived)
# that looks like an
anal cavity, while having a vacuum cleaner attached to it

edit: night all
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)
# Well thats rather odd!
Can I be so bold as to threadjack?

What I was trying to ask like a spacker earlier was if there is a way of distorting an image (other than liquify) like using the transform - distort option, but having complete control over the distortion rather than just the corner points?
(Marwood, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:36, archived)
# i'm sure
i found some filter once that you could put a grid over and drag the points about.

can't remember anything about it though.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Thats the devil.
Ive just *ahem* found a plugin called Squizz that seems to do that, I just wondered if I could save the hassle and photoshop actually did it itself somehow.
(Marwood, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:40, archived)
# well i've certainly never stumbled into it
and if someone has been arsed to make a plugin i would guess not.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:42, archived)
# you mean like
being able to put your own points anywhere, then using them to distort the image? I wouldn't know, but I hope there is (or at least a plugin)
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:39, archived)
# how about the distorsion filter?
in PS: displacement map. b/w pic and then distorsion displace. by defining the sublayer, you can define the distorsion.
(acheta, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# there's a tool in Illustrator
called gradient mesh which allows you to build a matrix over the image then 'push and pull' the image to distort it - you can also adjust the colour at each node in the mesh and do really nice colour blends - I have only just started using it so I'm not completly up to speed with how it works - but I'm pretty sure it'll do what you want
(wardy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:56, archived)
# aye aye

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:38, archived)
# i had a dream that i had an argument with bono
after he gave me his new album and i told him it was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:43, archived)
# well
that was rude of you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:45, archived)
# well it was crap.
it was mostly white noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:46, archived)
# you sure
you didn't get it off kazaa?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:47, archived)
# no,
bono gave it to me in person, because it was my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:48, archived)
# though i suppose he might
have copied it from downloads off of kazaa or soemthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:49, archived)
# that's just greed
it's not like bono is short of a bob or two
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# don't worry,
i had a right go at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)
# I hope you made it clear that no matter how many times
he or his pr machine claim that they are the best band in the world I don't believe it - and made him cry
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# yup.
he tried to cheer me up by telling me some horribly racist jokes, when i complained at that, he said something about the fact that "they should all go back to their own countries"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:59, archived)
# TJ
in action!

does anybody know what the hell that random piece of cloth on pool tables is for?? (the bit that covers the hole where the balls come oot)
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:50, archived)
# it's a wank cloth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Er ...
Stops the balls marking the surface while you set them on the table.
(Spockinasock, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# oh..
.. so its not a wank cloth... damn..

Anyone good with stains? Especially the most persistant of stains....
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# isn't it to set up the balls in the triangle on top of
to avoid wear and tear on the main baise?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:51, archived)
# so the rumour goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Pindmiss
sorry.
(Spockinasock, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:53, archived)
# doesnt count if it is
a sensible answer to a set question

but never mind
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:54, archived)