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# psychology help
sorry this is completly off topic but is there any psychologists up on b3ta...
(Limited IQ, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:53, archived)
# whoa
Just reading the title, I thought you were offering :p
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:54, archived)
# I'm a
psychopath, if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Nobody bothers
to read beyond the first 4-5 letters these days anyway.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# That's why ....
... the paediatritians keep getting lynched
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:57, archived)
# badum
tish
(NoToRiouS, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:59, archived)
# How I wish I was joking
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:00, archived)
# 'deed
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:05, archived)
# What's a
nobod?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Did you just call me a
nob?
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:05, archived)
# I studied it for a few years...
EDIT:
Pull up a chair and tell me about your Mother.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# She gave me a gun for Christmas
and winked at me.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Yes.
I'm one*

Ask away!





*may not be 100% fact....
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# I have two years worth of a psychology degree.
And I can waffle on a bit.

What seems to be troubling you?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Well,
I think that I'm a pair of curtains....
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:59, archived)
# jamacia?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Pull yourself...
... no, I wont bother.
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Um...
pull yourself together?

You know, we have a place for people like you. It's lovely, all white and soft. Except for the windows.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:01, archived)
# is it
a loaf of bread?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Yes,
yes it is. It has a door, so you can go inside, and be with lots of other people, just like yourself.
And there is a whole team of people to look after you.
Come on, you'll love it.
And besides, I've already completed the paperwork...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)
# You mean
nurses?

And all the bread I can eat?

Where do I sign?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:07, archived)
# On this dotted line:


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(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Damn, now I've got writing on my work, too.
I hope it doesn't print like that.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Shush.
You're upsetting my patients.

I could probably find you a nice quiet wing of you're own, if you really want...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Cognitive Psychology maybe...
... but I'm not qualified to ask you about your relationship with your mother ...
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Psychology Degree
My psychology BSc has served me well in the customer service/fast food industries.
(GuruAnt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)