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# Farmer Jesse's cruel names pointed to the inevitable,
but in spite of all the signs being there, Daisy and her friends never did get the joke...
(dognutz, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe
evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Woo
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Woo
we always refer to the whole lamb in the freezer as Larry. I find it really upsets the children to say "Do you fancy some of Larry today - he's very delicious?"
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)
# I love the fact
you have a whole lamb in your freezer
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# I think
he meant "whale limb"
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Do whales have
limbs? Do those flippers count?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I don't see why not,
it's not like they have calculators
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)
# He
is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Whole lamb?






I get the feeling I may regret asking that question... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Yes
I have a very, very big freezer in my cellar - in fact the "Fred West" Memorial Cellar
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Arf!
So you'll help if I ever need to store any "special stuff"?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I might need to move some of the other bodies
into the other freezer.

I also have an original victorian "meat slab" too in there. Handy for those moments when you need to cut meat up......
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# You don't
own a pig farm too do you?

*gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Why yes
how did you know?

Our pigs are the finest fed pigs in all of Yorkshire. Everyone likes the taste of our pork....
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# we used to go
to my mum's boss house to feed his lambs. Then we'd go for a barbeque in the summer and after we'd eaten he proudly told exactly which adorable lamb we had eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Excellent
And you know why it tasted so good too
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# woo arrr!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)