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# 'Waiter, there's a guy in my soup'

story here
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Pfft!
That God's such a joker!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Even the Lord himself
needs to have a laugh every now and again
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# And on the 8th day God said
"LET THERE BE FUCKWITS"
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# "And there were fuckwits,
and it was crap"
(yakmonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Here's a picture from
last time he tried that
(yorksfatboy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# arf !
you would have thought the lion would have put a bit of effort in , at least take his arm off
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# oooh
he's got an arm off!!!

/shaun of the dead (which i cant wait for)
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Lions are great
I've sat and watched lions have sex you know. Straight sex and lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# phwoooooar
lesbian lion sex
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# see for yourself:
clicky woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# I'm surprised you never joined in
what with that mane of yours
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Mate with a lion?
I'm strictly a manbear kind of guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# cor blimey!
*goes off to register lesbianteenlionesses.com*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:11, archived)
# I was just considering doing
something related to that story myself.
But I seem to be a bit hummus-lite of late
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Hummus-lite?
Are you on a new year diet?
(Fu5i0n, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# it seems I have hummus-bulimia
every good idea, just chucks itself down the loo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)