Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

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the inanimate sex challenge

The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.

(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
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# His new airbag made the job bearable..

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:47, More)
# dirty scrollbar

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 13:23, More)
# For the compo

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 16:40, More)
# hankypanky

(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:59, More)
# I made this for the sex challenge but it's too late now... might as well put it up anyway


Ps. What've people got on that motor control blocky draggy game in the newsletter? I've managed 22.373 seconds...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 19:58, More)
# crap

(Bertie, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 12:16, More)
#

(Dr Frank, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 11:48, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 4:35, More)
# eew

*slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 1:10, More)
# Someone MUST be interested...
in crockery? At least humour me and click here!
(bitdifferent, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 22:48, More)
# While we're on the subject...


Sex for dummies.

My first post, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 21:47, More)
# when all's quiet in the kitchen...

(Dr Frank, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 21:41, More)
# naughty flowers

(I helped save b3ta! smello, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 19:51, More)
# Evenin'

A tasteful, post-coital image.
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 19:39, More)
# Well I did tell it to mount that drive on bootup

(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 19:16, More)
# Teabagging!

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 18:31, More)
# Sorry about the pun...

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:31, More)
# Steve Irwin Crocodile Humper
Good day to you sir.

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 29 Jan 2004, 2:14, More)
# had to do this


the famous moneyshot
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 18:31, More)
# quick and crappy
compo entry
shag - innit??
(jumblesale, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 17:11, More)
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