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# on the hills, sheep are older than badgers?
damn my inextensive german/swedish/language knowledge

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
# ehm, not really
it's german by the way.
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# well i only do it to GCSE level...
so i don't know...

if it said "es gibt ein kino" i could translate that perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:37, archived)
# My mate told me how to buy some cigs
in german, as he did it at GCSE level

"Dinna Mutta Est Inna Zee Zee Goohd Inspect for Ine Fenik"

Ovbously spelt fowenticly
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Something about your mother.
For a pfennig.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:49, archived)
# .
your mother is a c c good inspector for one pfennig oO
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Thought it could have been 'sehr sehr',
but that doesn't make any sense. Unless it's some german joke I don't get.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:53, archived)
# well
it might be a german joke, but i also don't get it. but we germans are quite strange at all oO
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:00, archived)
# you're mate
is speaking the strangest german i've ever heard


ich haette gerne eine schachtel zigaretten
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Ich mochte?
is it the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:58, archived)
# .
yes it is
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:00, archived)
# You've spelt phonetically wrong
Even if you were trying to spell it phonetically
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:05, archived)
# I thought it said:
"on the hills, sheep eat lots of gurkins"
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# yeah, it is true, they do
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)
# i'm sorry
but what are gurkins? oO
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Gherkins
Pickly type things
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:43, archived)
# .
aah. german word's "essiggurken" or "gurken" :)
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# i was close
with gurkin, then
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
is it true there's no such german word for "soft", and you have to say "not hard"


this baby's arse is not hard
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# no
it isn't
soft means weich
hard means hart
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# damn!
i was hoping it was true...

:(

(i'm so gonna kick that girl who told me that)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# kick her!
kick her, er, not soft?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:54, archived)
# yeah!
i'm never gonna say "wank it hard" or so, just "wank it not soft"
great idea, mister chris
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:57, archived)
# hehehe
i'm going off to watch some not-softcore porn now!

ta-ta
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# have fun
and wank it not soft
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# You're thinking of
Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# they're the ones
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# No, it says
Gilbert the flying sea urchin enjoyed sneaking up on unsuspecting sheep. Look again.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# nah
it's her birthday today if that helps you :)
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)