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# look what i did for a friend of mine
www.fex.dreckskinder.com/schaf.jpg
you don't understand the text but it's better this way i think :)
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:33, archived)
# on the hills, sheep are older than badgers?
damn my inextensive german/swedish/language knowledge

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
# ehm, not really
it's german by the way.
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# well i only do it to GCSE level...
so i don't know...

if it said "es gibt ein kino" i could translate that perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:37, archived)
# My mate told me how to buy some cigs
in german, as he did it at GCSE level

"Dinna Mutta Est Inna Zee Zee Goohd Inspect for Ine Fenik"

Ovbously spelt fowenticly
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Something about your mother.
For a pfennig.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:49, archived)
# .
your mother is a c c good inspector for one pfennig oO
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Thought it could have been 'sehr sehr',
but that doesn't make any sense. Unless it's some german joke I don't get.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:53, archived)
# well
it might be a german joke, but i also don't get it. but we germans are quite strange at all oO
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:00, archived)
# you're mate
is speaking the strangest german i've ever heard


ich haette gerne eine schachtel zigaretten
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Ich mochte?
is it the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:58, archived)
# .
yes it is
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:00, archived)
# You've spelt phonetically wrong
Even if you were trying to spell it phonetically
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:05, archived)
# I thought it said:
"on the hills, sheep eat lots of gurkins"
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# yeah, it is true, they do
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)
# i'm sorry
but what are gurkins? oO
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Gherkins
Pickly type things
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:43, archived)
# .
aah. german word's "essiggurken" or "gurken" :)
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# i was close
with gurkin, then
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
is it true there's no such german word for "soft", and you have to say "not hard"


this baby's arse is not hard
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# no
it isn't
soft means weich
hard means hart
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# damn!
i was hoping it was true...

:(

(i'm so gonna kick that girl who told me that)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# kick her!
kick her, er, not soft?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:54, archived)
# yeah!
i'm never gonna say "wank it hard" or so, just "wank it not soft"
great idea, mister chris
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:57, archived)
# hehehe
i'm going off to watch some not-softcore porn now!

ta-ta
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# have fun
and wank it not soft
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# You're thinking of
Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# they're the ones
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# No, it says
Gilbert the flying sea urchin enjoyed sneaking up on unsuspecting sheep. Look again.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# nah
it's her birthday today if that helps you :)
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# TJ update
the BBC news spoof about Alistair Campbell has now attracted about 6000 viewings. (At least according to the logs) woo!

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)
# you
threadjacker
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:39, archived)
# sorry!
(but this does't warrant its own thread)

Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:41, archived)
# nice one
[edit] excellent, today's logfile is over 1.5meg already...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Nice one
Its funny because it's true. Well not true, but could easily be true due to general distrust of the government and all things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# you'll probably get a legal notice soon you know
the bbc have a real boner for people stealing the 'look and feel' of their sites. take care...
(the original woodsman, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:42, archived)
# I think they might
have other things on their mind
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# mind. piss.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# really? Isn't this only parody?
They may have a few other things on their mind. Also - this spoof is sort of fighting their corner a little. Do you really think they will be annoyed? I'll just wave my TV license at them and say "1 0wn j00"
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# spoke to my mate
at the BBC. They're all laughing at your work right now. Woo to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Haha
That'll be why it's gone up to 10000 page impressions then ;-)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:03, archived)
# Hehe
Fantastic =D

Change the BBC logo for that 'BUGGERED' one, just to save any copywrite issues ;)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Haha
Where's that 'New BBC' one someone posted?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# hee hee
I like it even more because you are leeching their imaging!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:03, archived)
# haha
The text is the best part of it! :)
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Threadjack
Thank you - your comments have now been delivered to the Prime Minister



Message
Hello...

This is just a quick email to say 'good job' and 'thank you'.

I know you can't respond to this, as you probaly get loads of emails from people saying all kinds of things, from insults to questions about stuff that is nothing to do with you.

But I would like to know one thing, if you would be so kind as to awnser my question, it would be apprechated.

I've recently moved out by myself for the first time. I skipped eductation above GCSE level, as I feel it is not for everyone. I have made something of myself, doing websites'n'stuff. But I do find it a struggle sometimes.

Anyway, let me stop beating the bush (no pun intended)...

"Do you do your own domestics, or get a cleaning lady in once a week?".


Thank you for reading this, and an awnser from yourself or a member of your staff, would be apprechated.


Kind regards and sinser thanks,


Paul Silver
[My Email Address]



P.S - I appologize about the spellings, but would hope you can see past that and note the contents.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# why are so many people
hijacking my thread? 2 in one thread - that's unusual :)
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Sorry
Timming is everything.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha
good one

let us know if you get a reply!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Sorry
I'm a twat, but I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# He thinks he's being funny.
As ever, it's desperately not the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Is it some slur on people
who have not gone to university being thick?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Fuck knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:54, archived)
# the joke it seems is on the prime minister of england
for being a bit of a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:01, archived)
# But about what exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:03, archived)
# We all know your really a 'nice bloke' in real life
so stop putting on this act and give me a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Fuck off.
I'm on a messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:07, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# That's a treat.
Can't see his missus with a hoover though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# If I was Tony Blair I would
sack my education minister and get a new one to add spelling to the curriculum in school.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# come on! put us out of our misery! what does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)
#
"Even the sharpest sheep grows older

Happy birthday you cucumber"
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:47, archived)
# mind
the word game/trick/whatever :DDD
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# .
even the [word-game (do you call it that way?) you won't understand] hottest sheep's gettin older
happy birthday you gherkin
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# awww, how lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
# even the hottest (or horniest) sheep gets older at some point
ja ja
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# mind the word game %D
hot/horny in german = scharf
sheep in german = schaf

(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Yeah, great idea, posting German wordplay
on an English language website. Fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:57, archived)
# don't care about the text, i told ya
just look at the lovely sheep :)
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:58, archived)