look what i did for a friend of mine
www.fex.dreckskinder.com/schaf.jpg
you don't understand the text but it's better this way i think :)
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:33,
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you don't understand the text but it's better this way i think :)
on the hills, sheep are older than badgers?
damn my inextensive german/swedish/language knowledge
woo
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:34,
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woo
well i only do it to GCSE level...
so i don't know...
if it said "es gibt ein kino" i could translate that perfectly
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:37,
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if it said "es gibt ein kino" i could translate that perfectly
My mate told me how to buy some cigs
in german, as he did it at GCSE level
"Dinna Mutta Est Inna Zee Zee Goohd Inspect for Ine Fenik"
Ovbously spelt fowenticly
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:46,
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"Dinna Mutta Est Inna Zee Zee Goohd Inspect for Ine Fenik"
Ovbously spelt fowenticly
Thought it could have been 'sehr sehr',
but that doesn't make any sense. Unless it's some german joke I don't get.
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:53,
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well
it might be a german joke, but i also don't get it. but we germans are quite strange at all oO
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:00,
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you're mate
is speaking the strangest german i've ever heard
ich haette gerne eine schachtel zigaretten
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:50,
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ich haette gerne eine schachtel zigaretten
You've spelt phonetically wrong
Even if you were trying to spell it phonetically
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:05,
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ooh ooh ooh
is it true there's no such german word for "soft", and you have to say "not hard"
this baby's arse is not hard
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:45,
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this baby's arse is not hard
damn!
i was hoping it was true...
:(
(i'm so gonna kick that girl who told me that)
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:50,
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:(
(i'm so gonna kick that girl who told me that)
yeah!
i'm never gonna say "wank it hard" or so, just "wank it not soft"
great idea, mister chris
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:57,
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great idea, mister chris
hehehe
i'm going off to watch some not-softcore porn now!
ta-ta
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:59,
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ta-ta
No, it says
Gilbert the flying sea urchin enjoyed sneaking up on unsuspecting sheep. Look again.
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:45,
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TJ update
the BBC news spoof about Alistair Campbell has now attracted about 6000 viewings. (At least according to the logs) woo!
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:38,
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sorry!
(but this does't warrant its own thread)
Woo to the pic!
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:41,
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Woo to the pic!
nice one
[edit] excellent, today's logfile is over 1.5meg already...
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:39,
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Nice one
Its funny because it's true. Well not true, but could easily be true due to general distrust of the government and all things like that.
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:40,
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you'll probably get a legal notice soon you know
the bbc have a real boner for people stealing the 'look and feel' of their sites. take care...
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:42,
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really? Isn't this only parody?
They may have a few other things on their mind. Also - this spoof is sort of fighting their corner a little. Do you really think they will be annoyed? I'll just wave my TV license at them and say "1 0wn j00"
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:47,
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spoke to my mate
at the BBC. They're all laughing at your work right now. Woo to you sir.
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:57,
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Haha
That'll be why it's gone up to 10000 page impressions then ;-)
Woo!
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:03,
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Woo!
Hehe
Fantastic =D
Change the BBC logo for that 'BUGGERED' one, just to save any copywrite issues ;)
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:45,
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Change the BBC logo for that 'BUGGERED' one, just to save any copywrite issues ;)
hee hee
I like it even more because you are leeching their imaging!
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:03,
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Threadjack
Thank you - your comments have now been delivered to the Prime Minister
Message
Hello...
This is just a quick email to say 'good job' and 'thank you'.
I know you can't respond to this, as you probaly get loads of emails from people saying all kinds of things, from insults to questions about stuff that is nothing to do with you.
But I would like to know one thing, if you would be so kind as to awnser my question, it would be apprechated.
I've recently moved out by myself for the first time. I skipped eductation above GCSE level, as I feel it is not for everyone. I have made something of myself, doing websites'n'stuff. But I do find it a struggle sometimes.
Anyway, let me stop beating the bush (no pun intended)...
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Thank you for reading this, and an awnser from yourself or a member of your staff, would be apprechated.
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P.S - I appologize about the spellings, but would hope you can see past that and note the contents.
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:44,
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Message
Hello...
This is just a quick email to say 'good job' and 'thank you'.
I know you can't respond to this, as you probaly get loads of emails from people saying all kinds of things, from insults to questions about stuff that is nothing to do with you.
But I would like to know one thing, if you would be so kind as to awnser my question, it would be apprechated.
I've recently moved out by myself for the first time. I skipped eductation above GCSE level, as I feel it is not for everyone. I have made something of myself, doing websites'n'stuff. But I do find it a struggle sometimes.
Anyway, let me stop beating the bush (no pun intended)...
"Do you do your own domestics, or get a cleaning lady in once a week?".
Thank you for reading this, and an awnser from yourself or a member of your staff, would be apprechated.
Kind regards and sinser thanks,
Paul Silver
[My Email Address]
P.S - I appologize about the spellings, but would hope you can see past that and note the contents.
why are so many people
hijacking my thread? 2 in one thread - that's unusual :)
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:46,
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He thinks he's being funny.
As ever, it's desperately not the case.
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:51,
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Is it some slur on people
who have not gone to university being thick?
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:53,
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the joke it seems is on the prime minister of england
for being a bit of a bastard.
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 17:01,
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We all know your really a 'nice bloke' in real life
so stop putting on this act and give me a hug.
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:58,
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If I was Tony Blair I would
sack my education minister and get a new one to add spelling to the curriculum in school.
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:50,
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"Even the sharpest sheep grows older
Happy birthday you cucumber"
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:47,
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Happy birthday you cucumber"
.
even the [word-game (do you call it that way?) you won't understand] hottest sheep's gettin older
happy birthday you gherkin
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:48,
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happy birthday you gherkin
even the hottest (or horniest) sheep gets older at some point
ja ja
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:50,
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mind the word game %D
hot/horny in german = scharf
sheep in german = schaf
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Thu 29 Jan 2004, 16:55,
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sheep in german = schaf