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[challenge entry] Holiday from hell


No further questions, your honour.

From the Holidays from Hell challenge. See all 163 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:25, archived)
# can you chop
pembrokeshire out - i've had some nice hols there!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:29, archived)
# I've only been to Wales once
and it rained constantly.

A tramp walks into a jewellers and casually begins to finger his own
arse.

The jeweller screams 'GET OUT OF HERE!'

The tramp points to a sign.......
'COME IN & PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT'
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:29, archived)
# Less of that
That's my home you're talking about. Admitedly anywhere around cardiff, newport and Merthyr are a bit bleak, but the rest of wales is beautiful (on the days it isn't raining)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:33, archived)
# Spent two weeks hiking through Wales
It was closed.

Can I expect a visit from the Welsh Old Bill for stirring up racial hatred?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Expect
a firebomb through your letterbox from the Sons of Glendower.
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:42, archived)
# arrangements
have been made...
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:52, archived)
# We're off there next month
for our hols. We like Wales. In fact Nicey is practically Welsh, although really he's from Essex which is much, much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:54, archived)
# you'll have a fantastic time
Lucky lucky people - where are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 16 Aug 2002, 13:59, archived)