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# And who cares if they eat swans?
I fucking hate swans.
(tomsk, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# *honk*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Yeah.
They're just posh geese.
(tomsk, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Shows a lot of skill and initiative, eating a swan.
I wouldn't know how to go about trapping one.
*ponders*
It would probably involve some bread.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# A swan can break your arm with its wing.
but you can break its neck with a sleadge hammer and your opposable thumbs.
(Norfolk and chance, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# yay for tool use
stupid animals have no chance
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Have you EVER met anyone
who has actually had a limb broken by a swan? Or, for that matter, anyone who has had an eye taken out by a flicked towel?

It's all propoganda from the Swan & Towel safety commission.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# They'll break arm
with one evil look yoou know
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# What,
immigrants?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)