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(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# well they won't get my jod!
thats for sure!
(oneofthemany, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# We want our jods back!!
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# piss de la mind?
(oneofthemany, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:27, archived)
# mind
piiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
#
FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKIIINGGGG HEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# she looks like she is about to give
a blow jod
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# surely that should be a
blov jod?
(oneofthemany, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# In the words of Mark Lamaa
"You get people who are willing to cling on to the landing gear of aircraft, or stash them selves in sealed containers to come over here and do crap jobs... how many Oxbridge graduates would be willing to do that to get a job?"
(Norfolk and chance, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# If an asylum seeker's going to take your job
you should be glad you don't have to clean office toilets at 5 am anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# And who cares if they eat swans?
I fucking hate swans.
(tomsk, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# *honk*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Yeah.
They're just posh geese.
(tomsk, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Shows a lot of skill and initiative, eating a swan.
I wouldn't know how to go about trapping one.
*ponders*
It would probably involve some bread.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# A swan can break your arm with its wing.
but you can break its neck with a sleadge hammer and your opposable thumbs.
(Norfolk and chance, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# yay for tool use
stupid animals have no chance
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Have you EVER met anyone
who has actually had a limb broken by a swan? Or, for that matter, anyone who has had an eye taken out by a flicked towel?

It's all propoganda from the Swan & Towel safety commission.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# They'll break arm
with one evil look yoou know
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# What,
immigrants?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# heh
and even if they do toughen up immigration laws you may still be replaced by a complex system of pulleys and a housebrick...
(garfi3ld, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# dammit
*screws up patent application for brick'n'pulley toilet cleaner*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# It's the thing about daily mail readers...
they all hate the idea of imagrant workers, but are all happy to pay them to clean their offices and homes, to drive their taxies, to cook their food, to sew their stupid clothing in sweat shops and to do all this for a pitance and not complain, whilst Mr and Mrs daily mail sit around being arse holes and writing letters that use phrases like "the Criminal Classes", "Where the police went wrong was..." etc.

I think we should send anthrax to surrey quays and infect the paper they use. Bastards.
(Norfolk and chance, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Yes, we exploit them,
but they've only got themselves to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# I've never exploited a daily mail reader in my life.




Well apart from that "forigner repellent spray" i sold for a bit
(Norfolk and chance, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Haha!
I think you can get that from the Betterware Catalogue.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Shut up and make me a cup
of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# sorry
very sorry
(Norfolk and chance, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# what's the
disturbing blur around his greasy crotch....?
(FroIain, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Well, he has
just had a blov jod, hasn't he?
(spungo, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Yes
Kneel before Jod.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 30 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)