Depends what version you read.
Your mistake there though is looking for guidance in it. I'd no more look for guidance there then I would in Harry Potter. It's only a book, it's you who makes your life what it is.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:49,
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the basic principles
are a good guide for life
shame the establishment are such cocks
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:52,
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shame the establishment are such cocks
i'd like to love my neighbour...
she's hot, i went to school with her...
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:58,
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it's hard to agree with the bit
about coveting your neighbour's ox though.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:57,
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for nowadays substitute ox for car
you may want one but you go and get your own unless you are from pikeyville in which case you twock it
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:00,
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ah SSG got me confused
with him being welsh I expected 'covets thy neighbours sheep'
/ducks
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:03,
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/ducks
i don't want a car.
it would be no use to me, i can't drive.
i do want an ox though.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:02,
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i do want an ox though.
i know an ox would be useful
but i was using a car as a modern equivelant
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:05,
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this is scaring me now
i sound like a raving religious nut
which i am not,i've only been in a church about 10 times in my life
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:08,
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which i am not,i've only been in a church about 10 times in my life
never by choice
the last time was 14 years ago for my sisters wedding
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:13,
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i know that now, don't i.
the version, by the way, was New International.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:53,
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i can't believe you're
discussing which version of the bible is better.
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Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:56,
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nor are you a teenage girl (to the best of my knowledge)
I just find the existence of that thing incredibly funny
edit: also the third review from the bottom
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edit: also the third review from the bottom