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# frigging train *mumble grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Thery're nothing on
Luckyiffya Arriva.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# if you click on the image
you'll see why First taking over an Arriva franchise has made the last 4 days of my life annoying
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# you dead then?
not the nicest way to go i'll freely admit
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# blimey,
I didn't know about the takeover.
That's the blog of a man on the edge!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# i'm going to keep it up for a month
see how many minutes late i've been in total then i'll e-mail it to them asking for those hours of my life back
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:48, archived)
# they'll
probably just give them to you in the form of a free train journey. Or possibly as compressed space-time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:58, archived)
# trains are shit
and you should never travel on them. Ever

I should know, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Unless, of course, the alternative is buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)
# I happen to know
that there is a b3tan lurker who is fairly high up in what was Railtrack. He caused the Hatfield crash by spending too much time looking at pictures of kittens in unusual situations. He is also appropriately named after a major rail junction. The man is a slacker. (And if he's reading this - ner! :-p)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Trains are great
I wouldn't do a daily commute on them ever again, but I like taking the train to London for ocassional meetings. I always sleep in, enjoy a slow breakfast and just claim the train was late.

I will admit to having to mentally prepare for the 90 minute trip... like pack 4 books, a sleeping bag, a change of clothes, 2 litres of water and some sandwiches, ready for when something goes wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 16:14, archived)
# they should call this book johnny deformed!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# you should try their fucking busses
aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)
# i have to use them to get home from the train station
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Remove the word "their"
from that sentence to increase its comedy potential by at least 33%!!!1!!11one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)