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# Are you in the mood for love?


No, me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:01, archived)
# hurrah
death to Valentines day
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:02, archived)
# I like it
And I've never had a Valentine's card, except from my Mum. I normally go out with a gay mate, drink champagne all night and steal red roses from all the tables.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:04, archived)
# wipes away a tear
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:05, archived)
# sounds sad
I guess, but it really only is if you mind being on your own
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:06, archived)
# even sader
;-)
(acheta, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)
# /wrists
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:08, archived)
# /ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Quick one off the...
???
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:14, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:17, archived)
# As in:
Quick one off the wrist. That's what I usually get up to on Feb 14th....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:20, archived)
# ah
thought it might be! Not sure that wrists are so relevant for the laydeez though
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Unless you're going up to the wrists maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Indeed.
Also, I believe there is a fair bit of wrist movement required during the flicking of the bean.

Post a picture to prove otherwise. A/S/L?

(and we have come full circle)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:27, archived)
# well this weekend im at uni with a load of losers
but they're all pissing off to home or spain or somewhere, which is annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I agree!
I'm now resigned to spend the rest of mylife alone, it's not a problem anymore!

Single for just over 1 year now. She waits for me to take her on holiday for valentines, then fucks off with another bloke.

Can you tell i'm not bitter ?

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Not bitter at all
You're like a big old grapefruit!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:13, archived)
# HEY!
Less of the old. 25 years old, i'm at my peak apparently!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:23, archived)
# .



/I thought this was appropriate to the thread, don't take it personally
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Heh,
I read that as
"We'll feel you up in your time of crisis."
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:19, archived)
# gets out the potato shop
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:20, archived)
# OK that was fun.
Now everybody back to me....

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Valentine
Patron Saint of lonely single people. ie me.

(goes off to run a bath and find a sharp implement!)
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Valentines is cruel
Because I cant be with my boyfriend. That and I cant afford a decent present and... its just a gimmic for sales, not for love.

Thats why I think your picture is wonderful (and I wish I had those for when I didnt have my boyfriend :( )

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:05, archived)
# You would give sweets to your bf!
That said cock off and you cunt on them!

What next, a horses head!

EDIT. Like to point out that this is a joke, and I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiments!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:06, archived)
# You know what-
I think he would probably laugh and pass them off to his flatmate thats pissing him off right now-
Uni rooms = wankers that fall asleep on your bed because they cant be buggered finding there own (Optional:under all the shit in there room)

Yeah- probably could give him sweets :)

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:09, archived)
# i know that
*prods the person in his bed*

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:11, archived)
# That's getting into the spirit of things
I'm now going to pull off cupids wings (not 'pull off' cupids wings - that's just not right)
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:06, archived)
# i've banned hallmarkfest
in my house


edit/ btw, woo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)
# brilliant
valentines gift for an ex. Well shopped too.


Gets my woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)