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# and
defecating.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:28, archived)
# while
being crucified
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:29, archived)
# by midgets
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:30, archived)
# with a toy
hammer and paper nails
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:31, archived)
# and giblets
from a chicken.
and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:31, archived)
# thats
still alive
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:33, archived)
# onto
a balsa wood cross
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:31, archived)
# that
has woodworm
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:32, archived)
# and an inner
ear infection.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:35, archived)
# and
live an igloo
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)
# with sheep
called barbara
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)
# and an
elephant named Hubert
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:41, archived)
# who
is gay
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)
# not that there's
anything wrong with that.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# but
he still has feelings for Barbaras
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)
# who is sectretly
his mother
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)
# and
his father
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# who he
raped last night
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)
# while
being asleep
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:48, archived)
# and having a
wet dream.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)
# but ran
away to become a lunatic in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)
#
so he went to India.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# which
is where the Spanish live
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:52, archived)
# with
their flan and hats
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:53, archived)
# that
break 17 international laws
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:55, archived)
# so interpol comes
and destroys their vcr's
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:57, archived)
# but
leaves the badger alone
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:59, archived)
# but not the
piglet
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:00, archived)
# which
actually died a couple of years ago
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:01, archived)
# and now smells like
elizabeth taylor.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:03, archived)
# which
is why the removal men took it away
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:06, archived)
# to their
spaceship
(I helped save b3ta! cntrlv, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:18, archived)
# It's
not my fault the kangaroo was drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)
# but it was you
who gave him the peyote.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)
# And then three wise men came
on her tits
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)
# with gold
frankenscence and mhyr
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)
# and apple pie
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# but not too
much, for that would make baby jesus cry.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:48, archived)
# especially if it's from
macdonalds
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:49, archived)
# or applebee's
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)
# or spain
which is where the spanish live
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# and
where the frogs go to die
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# and often wear hats
that are of a NSFW nature
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:52, archived)
# but only
when the temperature is right
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:53, archived)
# indeed a perfect 34.2 degrees
celcius
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:54, archived)
# which only
happens when the camel dances
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:55, archived)
# and is where flan
is made
(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:52, archived)
# and
then he never would have become SuperJesus
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)
# and then
kissed joseph's great big fucking huge starfish
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)
# what
are you trying to say?
(drownkitty, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)
#
that they love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:46, archived)
# ahh
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:49, archived)