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# This is almost what I did in the end
Ezcept...

I phonesd the phone box outside the house when some people were walking by, and asked.

It wasn't broken!

Woo!

Which just poses the question... what glass object did I hear braking?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)
# and how much of a nutter
do the folks who answered the phone think you are?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)
# the people who answered the phone were the ones who punched in the window
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I don't know
I once rang it when some kids dropped their litter. I told them to pic it up. They ran away, leaving their bikes behind.

I was gonna paint them/piss on them/steal them, but I couldn't be arsed.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# you sir are a very lazy man
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Hahaha I love it!!!!uno
If you lived where I do, you'd be on that phone all day.
I had someone actually slam me with a McDonald's in the back of my head while riding my bike. It's loggin' country. Sorry if I offended any loggers on this forum. NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Your glasscock?
mayhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
#
"nah mate, I didnt smash ya fuckin' winda"
(00100100, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# it was the sound
of someones innocence shattering
(gowithnoakes, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Can I ask...
... why you know the number of the phone box across the street?

sorry

err.. y u no th3 num63r 0f th3 ph0n3 b0>< acr055 th3 str33t?

(Whoever said it was right - it really IS hard to type like a twunt)
(The monkey nut Time is slowly ticking away from, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Well
Once upon a time, I thought it would be really good to post the number on b3ta on a thursday night (when all the drunks go past, going home from the local ChavClub)

And i've kept it ever since, for my amusement.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:52, archived)
# I admire
the effort you put in so b3ta-ans can have a good laugh. Top o' the class!! :o)
(The monkey nut Time is slowly ticking away from, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I went out and answered it a few times
Had a really nice convo with a guy called Tim, who actually frequented my Local!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:55, archived)
# it's great fun
we got the numbers from the ones on the way to uni so we could phone from the end of the road as we were walking towards them if there were people near
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 19 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)