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# In the news...
relief of being rescued from mob


and from Haiti


(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Pffft.
Very subtle. Woo!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# couldn't get
the 5 in or should it be 2?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)
# 5
I think the lack of 5 makes it more subtle.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)
# but one
doesnt make sense, without the other

or maybe it does, either way yay for childhood calculator antics
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)
# i read it as BIG NOB
maybe i'm just a pervert..
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)
# i think
you were just seeing what you wanted to see
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)
# i'm ignorant to being hit on
turns out some girl has been hitting on me for the past 3 weeks and i didn't know
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)
# what was she hitting you with
2 by 4?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)
# nah
a lump hammer
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)
# well
go for it man, you dont wanna end up a lonely old man like me...
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)
# old man of
133?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)
# well
almost its 133+

maybe im just to leet for my own good
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I have that problem.
Or I did when women used to find me attractive, anyway.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# aint dat
da troof, yo
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
#
*reaches for phrasebook*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)
# sorry
i didnt realise you didnt speak jive
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# its our duty
as male folk to mis-read signals from women.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# And it's their duty to
change the rules periodically.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Yes
periodically. That's the word.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)
# i hate to pearoast
but again...

aint dat da troof, yo

(you will get sick of me saying this, and eventually threaten me with physical violence but until that point...)
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)
# pft!
you said period-ically.....
ooo. actualy that makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)
# aint dat
da troof, yo
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I shall . . .
"pop a cap" in . . . um . . . "yo ass".

*smiles triumphantly*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
# you forgot the..
"muthafucka"

remember verb, object, object, expletive

pay attention in class next time
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# i just
forgot about dre
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Yes,
I mentioned that earlier ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# by mere seconds
*checks time*

bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# what?
signals?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Mostly
semaphore.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# aaaaaahhhhhhh
then red flag does spell danger and not that time of the...
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# now you come to mention it
I hadn't noticed that before

but seeing it's haiti maybe 00D00V would have made more sense...
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)
# hooray for parps!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)
# fanbloodytastic
spongage...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)
# brilliant
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)