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# Should save time in the playground...
Top Trumps - Dad Edition
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# he's lost a slipper....
poor bloke
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# ha ha
he he
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# maybe
he's found one
(monkeypaws maybe I shouldn't..... Oh fuck, too late, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Please
do a whole set!!
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# do you hear that sound?
it sounds like a bandwagon starting up...

argh :)
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# i wish this would be a compo
so we can all get our top trumps ideas out in one top trump photoshopping orgy*


*unfortunate tun of phrase
/ as you were
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# yeah
it's the categories that make 'em good
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# if they were to be done
then they would have to be done on a template so they could be printed out and played
(BigBobbyh, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# I challege you..


TV channels- 82
Woo i win
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# here have another

I challenge by weight... wooo!
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# hold on reminds me of the joke
Why do bagpipe players walk around?

To get away from the noise
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# You could not open the car doors
in a 73sq.ft. garage - we've found that dad's weakness

Also, why does he have an odd number of slippers?

Still a perfect pipe technique makes him a strong contender. I look forward to seeing him in action.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# He's lost one
but hes keeping the other one just in case he finds it again.

BTW he only owns a motorcycle and side car so garage size is not a hinderance
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Ah.
Bonus points for Biker Dad!

It occurred to me that he might keep a single slipper handy for corporal punishment purposes.

I know I do...
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# hmm
what made you think that up? ;D
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Maybe he keeps a spare slipper
for smacking the kids.
/Victorian
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# side car woo!
he's tiny though... smaller than even me!
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# I can take him on....
He is your father.....
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# yay
i love your domo pics
NEVER do a pic that hasn't got domo in it
ive only seen 360 of his TV channels - what are the other 40?
(Market Man, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# and definitely
NEVER do a Domo pic that hasn't got Domo in it
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# The other 40...
Well, he has HBO, Fox News - and all the Sky Movie channels. Indeed he often stays up all night to watch them....
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Domo-Kun is a Dad...
No-one would have believed that until now - but Top-Trumps made it official.
I will look upon him with different eyes, and follow his example in all things.
What CD did he buy this year?
(I helped save b3ta! mechos, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah




/wipes away tears of laughter...
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# YAY!
my dad's bigger than yours!
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# that's a crappy satellite dish
but he's probably too busy reading books anyways.

woo on the post.
(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)