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# Corrective glasses for owls . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# do they come in a variety of different colours and styles?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Owls?
Of course
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Then put me down
for a fluffy red one to match my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# No . . .
Owls with defective sight must be made to feel silly
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# .
Chicks can be cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# ARGH!
that's put me right off me breakfast. although it is rather woo, you still know your duty:

England (erm...Scotland) expects that every man will KILL IT
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Nice Spong!
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Haha!
Damn! I've got Su Pollard in my head now :(
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# *passes the mind bleach*
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Thank you
*dunks head in mind bleach*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# mmm
pine fresh thoughts..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Cut the fucker off.
Can't be doing with that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# pollard means "to remove the horns"
which is funny ... because that zany-spectacled horse has removed my horn on numerous occassions.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# pffffffft
excellent.

although i thought it meant taking the top bit off a willow tree?
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# that as well
... but I can't find a euphemism in willow trees
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# here have this..
www.pottypaper.com/acatalog/bedsheets.htm
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# not so sinister now eh?
that'll teach him

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)