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# Old gag done badly.


I remember first cracking this gag when I was doing my A levels... 1992... Does that make me old...?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# I remember that joke
on teeshirts long before 1992 ;)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# you sir
are older thn time istelf woo to your oldness
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Makes you about 30 doesnt it?
Is 30 old?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# It means you're a third of the way to dying
Edit: Which is nice.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# 90 is ambitious
i'd say
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# I'd cash in that pension plan then...
Ideal! Holiday!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# More like
nearly halfway
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# pah!
Mortals!

with the exception of one grandfather who drank and smoked his way to an early grave in his mid eighties my fambly has a tendency to hit three figures*
(*only very slight exaggeration)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I'm not 30 yet.
29 this year. And I have 18 year old friends who insist that 29 is old. But hah, they'll be 19 this year, so I can take the piss out of them. Errrm, or something.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# groomer
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Nah, I'm a toyboy.
I just go to lots of indie gigs where half of the audience on the front row are either 18 or Japanese. Or both.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Haha!
Makes you a year older than me so, yes, very old.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# a mere babe in arms
(unless you were a slow starter and were still at school in your twenties)
edit: and yay to kebabs
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# how very
1980s Viz
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# What's a "doner"?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)