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# a question
If you're smelly, are you necessary a bum or do you have to actually smell of wee?
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:33, archived)
# im a bum
and i dont smell

u are a threadwasting bum, the worst kind
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# some of us
just live in slums with busted plumbing, but we do have jobs and shit...
(mixtapes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# oh ok..
but if i do smell of wee and live on a bench in hyde park.. but have a postal code and an internet porno site that sells porn for billions.. am i still a bum then?
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# no
you'd be a tramp. a bum would live in central park, 'cos that's what americans call tramps
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# i know a man who smells of veal
and sticks, i just push him away
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:34, archived)
# do you mean
necessarily?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# nah, i'm quite sure he means neccessary
:P
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# I love my ignore button
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:35, archived)
# ah
but a big red band is even harder to ignore
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# surely if you are a bum . . .
. . . you would smell of poo, not wee?
(tom_artosorse, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# good thinking
but..
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# u mean
butt
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Don't
encourage him...
(mynci boy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# you dont
have to go postal on me..
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# no, it was entirely voluntary
*goes postal*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Er,
how exactly does one "go postal"?
(mynci boy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:40, archived)
# 'tis an American expression
coined in the mid 90's after a string of US Postal employees freaked out under the pressure and ended up killing their co-workers.

It's just too easy to get a gun here in the states.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Well,
if you will go enshrining it in your fancy-schmancy constitution... ;)
(tomsk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# postal
yup.. hence the name of the game postal too..
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:53, archived)
# c'mon man!
If you really like our humour you won't go down this road...

instead you'll go down THIS one.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Aw Autumn,
my fave season!
(mynci boy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)
# now i dont understand
what do you mean..
(mikrob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:51, archived)
# Lurktastic!
silly arse
(mynci boy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:38, archived)