b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Get Rich Quick » Message 2850865

[challenge entry] Diet Coke! Now you can do it all day, you'll NEVER gain weight!
Diet Coke
Now with lemon fresh feeling.

From the Get Rich Quick challenge. See all 176 entries (closed)

(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# I think diet "coke"
would actually make you lose weight.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# unless...
you are forcefed weetabix and booze...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# i used to workin a macdonalds
an the single thing that annoyed me most was the really really REALLY fat people who would order a suprsized meal and then say "oh no, best make that a diet coke"

and i only swore at them once for doing so... i felt ever so restrained
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# my mate has worked in macdonalds since last summer
and put on 2 stone! i really dont like that place, though the food is very nice
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)
# i think
the food is worse than cat food. and i've had some bad cat food in my time
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)
# i always do that in fooderies
because big meals are good, and diet drinks don't make one's teeth feel furry afterwards
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)
# were you the person i called a fat fuck
and nearly got fired for it?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)
# would it give you
a disembodied floating head?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# oh
yes!

or it makes your body tiny and float behind you...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# by the way
what has happened to the search thingy its been odd for days hasn't it?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)
# is this on?
is this thing on?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)
# have some more
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)