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# tell you what
next time my cat has kittens, I'll save one for you.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:15, archived)
# a lady at work
has lovely grey kittens which will be ready for homes in about a month... she's offered me one - maybe even two - but I can't say yes yet 'cos I don't know if I'm allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:19, archived)
# of course you are!
owning a kitten is a basic human right
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:21, archived)
# It's not me who objects,
it's the landlord. He scares me and I don't want to ask him cos I broke a windowframe last week, which doesn't exactly put me in his good books.
(tomsk, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:24, archived)
# tell him if you can't have a kitten
you'll bring furtive round and he'll damage all the furniture
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:27, archived)
# AND
he'll shit in his slippers
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:39, archived)
# he scares you?
you never told me that.
I'll phone him then. Email me his number and I'll do it at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:28, archived)
# if you got three
you could juggle them
;)
disclaimer: juggling kittens is wrong, and should only be attempted in imageready
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 11:33, archived)