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# Final happy kitten from me

Now I must eat.
I have but Pringles and bread, so do the maths yourselves...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:36, archived)
# hmm
bread boat with pringle sail?
(Chutney_Pie, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:38, archived)
# It's gonna be a highly textured but rather dry sandwich, isn't it?
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:38, archived)
# Yup.
I seem to end up making them a lot.
I can't work out why....
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:41, archived)
# hoorah
you can sail them in your coke, or coffee
(Chutney_Pie, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:51, archived)
# Coke.
I drink much coke.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 22:02, archived)
# Your menu, sir:
1. Pringles
2. Bread
3. Pringle sandwiches
4. Pringles on toast*
5. Er...
6. That's it.

Bon appetit!

* If you can be arsed to cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:40, archived)
# He could have Pringles as a starter...
...and a main course of bread.

Then he could eat the Pringles tube as desert.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Woo! Toast!
Forgot about toast!
The fact you count toast as cooking is disturbing, even if I do say so myself.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:42, archived)
# I count
cereal as cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:43, archived)
# Bread pudding?
soak your bread in boiling sugar water. Or boil a kettle pour a little (not too much) over and sprinkle shit loads of sugar over. If you have a lighter on you, break off the metal guard around the nozzle and turn the flame up to max before easing the turny lever off the cog, pulling to min and reattaching, then turning to max again. Do this a couple of times and you'll have a highly dangerous yet incredibly fun toy with which you can attempt to make caramalised bread pudding with. Whilst avoiding the thing blowing up in your hand, which they have a tendancy of doing after you 'modify' them. :(

Alternativly use the grill.

And for pringles you ask? If you have butter, crunch them into itty bitty bits and mix them in with some soft butter (or mayo) you could heat the butter up with your lighter first. then spread thickly on your bread.

A ha, I could get a job on an insanly dangerous version of BLue Peter for students no probs...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:52, archived)
# is it just me
who finds that one more than a little sinister?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:44, archived)
# Happy kittens are happy
for a reason. What that reason is is up to you to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:47, archived)
# the kitten, or the food options?
?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:48, archived)
# the kitten.
BigDave is right, he has that sort-of "I just et your mum" look about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:49, archived)
# Maybe it's the diet of bread and pringles....
...makes cats go funny, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:50, archived)
# cats LOVE MINTS!!!!!!!
especially murray mints
(Chutney_Pie, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:53, archived)
# lll
Liquify

is

cool.



:)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 22:59, archived)
# I make 'em smile in sinister ways
No artificial additives in my happy kittens!

apart from that one with the big grin
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Thu 29 Aug 2002, 21:52, archived)