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(to the tune of 'Yesterday')
Amputees,
You don't even have to part their knees,
You can slip it up their vadge with ease.
Oh, I believe in amputees!
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( , Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
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i hate using h4xx0r speak, but that poem did actually make me lol.
i love you :)
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Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:40,
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i love you :)
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Which is a gold-mine of tastlessness.
www.lyons.mcmail.com/playgroundsongs/
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Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:41,
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www.lyons.mcmail.com/playgroundsongs/
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Beans, beans,
Are good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The better you feel
So let's have beans
For every meal
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Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:43,
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Are good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The better you feel
So let's have beans
For every meal
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little bits are falling off of me,
now i'm half the man i used to be,
oh i believe in leprosy
*repeat until funny*
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Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:40,
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now i'm half the man i used to be,
oh i believe in leprosy
*repeat until funny*
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i lost 3 fingers in a cup of tea,
i was six foot now im only 3,
oh i believe in leprosy
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Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:42,
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i was six foot now im only 3,
oh i believe in leprosy
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keeps me sat upon the lavatory,
it just keeps on falling out of me,
oh I believe in dysentery.
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Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:43,
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it just keeps on falling out of me,
oh I believe in dysentery.
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The little buggers keep on biting me
Now everyone avoids my pussy
Oh why did I get crabs disease?
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Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:50,
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Now everyone avoids my pussy
Oh why did I get crabs disease?
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Well, it was worth a try.
Oh and woo to the pic, and STRAIGHT TO HELL for the rhyme. I'll have a marshmellow ready for you.
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Mon 5 Apr 2004, 14:40,
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Oh and woo to the pic, and STRAIGHT TO HELL for the rhyme. I'll have a marshmellow ready for you.