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(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Haha
Woo to that.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# brilliant
i had a housemate that did that type of commentary to anything, including a film he'd been watching for hours and i had just walked into the room
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha

Saw revolutions last night, and have wandered about in a confused state since.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# what if you were unable to wake from that dream?
how would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# i dont know,
but tramps on the metrolink have a whole new meaning for me now
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# lol...
funny guy
(Wrekriem, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# ER.....
omg i dunno!


my whole life has been turned into fried egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# could be worse
you could have been a bowl of petunias
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# or a whale

i suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# sperm whale

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# hmmf.


i wonder if it'll be my friend....
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# probably not

brain the size of a universe an all that
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's great!
and far too true

hello all
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# hheeeeeelllllooooooooooooooo

hows life as a twunt nice man today?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# fine, fine
what a warm welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# i aim to please

and it should be warm, your closer to hell here.......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# goody!
/turns heating off
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# you're not stalking me today are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# always......
/dribbles*




*not out of the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# *closes curtains and bolts door*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# You're
/pedant
(Bebop, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# yeah
(he's such an illiterate fool)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# bugger off cock badger


*look of shock*

did i really say those rude words?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# hazzah for tourettes
(you cocking cuntflap)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# i'm ok as long as i take my cunting medicine

ah BOLLOCKSSHITCUNTWANKBISCUITFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# i like to 'forget' mine
and then be a fucking rude cuntarseflapsnot at everyone

shittybumgrapes
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# i like to "run fucking out"
and carry on into a shit flying barrage of cuntingpissflapping swearing at sweet old (really fucking twuntishly annoying) old dears as i read my cocking sermon on sundays
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# you are such a rapscallion
you bounder!




/1900s tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Holy Cunting Cockbadgers Batman


/1970's tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# MERDE! MERDE!


/limited knowledge of french tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# try
le fuck
le shit
le cuntingpisslapswankshaft
le french
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# le wow!
vous est un cunning linguist


i'm off for a kickaround
bye! (tosser)
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:52, archived)
# k.o.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Can I have
a 'Flapsnot'?





/thanks in advance
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# i guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Much Obliged


/edit - I think I've broken my swear box. I'm un-capable of any profanities today. Damn and blast.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# you can borrow my flapsnot til you're healed
if you like
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Ooohh... I'm feeling strangely better
cuntyfuckshat...

Yep, that seems to have shifted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# i tried putting a pound in a swearbox evertime i swore for about a week

i had about £50 in it, they are good piggy banks
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Ace
If they had that on the Revolutions DVD it might be worth watching.
(Bebop, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# haha!
love it!
we have a winner

If only I was judging...
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# w/y/h
I really did ROFL*

*nearly
(ionicus, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Woo!
My father in law said during the Poseidon Adventure "Why didn't they just turn the ship to face the big wave?"
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# haha
that made me laugh out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Amusant
parce que c'est vrai
(Gimbo, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# thats fantastic
its now become my favorite compo submission so far
(m1k3k, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# That's really good
woooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# that is
fanbloodytastic.
(NewWhit : Paul Club, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Truly great
And the cat is a nice touch, subtle.

Hat off to you my friend,

Che
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)