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# thought i'd score some points with the fellas
and post some boobs
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# i would
she's obviously a 36 C

yay for norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# you know
your titties
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# thank you
i try :-)

you could tell because of the gravitational elongation of the bosom..therefore subtract 1 size from percieved fullness..
and based on fullness of upper nork/shoulders..ratio equals 36
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
we have a titologist in the group!
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# seriously
aside from the bosom..

have a woo for the shopping :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)
# ty!
no they aren't mine, but i get to use them now and again..i post photos to photosig that me and hubby take, but mine are similar..a boob is a boob
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)
# are they in a 'readers wives' style?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# the photos or my tits?
?
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
both
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)
# um
i guess sometimes would be the answer to both
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)
# i believe he is interested in yours
btw photosig is a pretty cool site.. checking it out now
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)
# it's awesome for source pics, but then i started submitting
love to take pics
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# can i see your album?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)
# why so you can tatty them?
;)
which email would you prefer?
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# hardhouseswerve AT aol DOT com
ty
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
# ok..gimme an hr to put some together
and change my kid+feed him
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# quite true
they are nutritious too
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# they extremely nice norks
NORKS NORKS hehe boobies
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# I'd say 38c myself
I only know that 'cos I've got some.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# nope 36
she look sturdier than she is
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# so i was right?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# frustrated secretary you say
ask summat about kittens, the best profile helper in the world
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# indeed
i will help you make a purdy profile if you want :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# a profile on here you mean?
yeah mine is boring..
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)
# yeah i can give you a base css code and you just put in the colours
if you like



see my profile for an idea of the results
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Thank you, that would be lovely
Is this because I mentioned the size of my baps perchance???!! Har de har har.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)
# not at all


/whistles innocently

hang on a sec and i'll put up a bit of code for you
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)
# ok peeps do this <style type="text/css"> then the below text, then </style>
body { background-color: INSERT COLOUR FOR BODY; color: TEXT COLOUR; } div { background-color: BACKGROUND COLOUR; } *#topbar { background-color: TOPBAR COLOUR; color: TEXT COLOUR; font: bold; width: 600px; height: 160px; border-style: inset; border-width: 5px; border-color: BORDERCOLOUR; } *#mainbar { background-color: MAINBARCOLOUR; color: MAINTEXTCOLOUR; text-align: centre; width: 600px; border-style: outset; border-width: 5px; border-color: BORDER COLOUR; text-align: center; } *.w { color: TOPBARTEXTCOLOUR; } *.profileboxouter { background-color: BACKGROUND COLOUR FOR FP/ANSWER BOXES; color: TEXTCOLOUR; border-style: outset; border-width: 5px; border-color: BORDERCOLOUR; }


replacing the bits in bold for the colours of your choice


find the colour chart here
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)
# well
now I'm confused. That must be a show I missed, or else you are sprouting rubbish....
(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)
# it's
the new username, it's got me confused.

Oh fucksocks, don't bother, I'm off to make some tea and have one of these excellent Lemon and ginger McV Digestives.

Pffft.
(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)
# you'll want this
homepage.ntlworld.com/djol/b3ta/bpma/

it makes it easy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)
# oooh
that's pretty swish :)

yeah just go there
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# awh now your redundant
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# ahhh baps
i mean no just being fluffy he helped me with mine so i guessed your baps couldn't hurt in the helping you stakes
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# God bless my baps
Now my profile is pink...huzzah.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# I still would...
*finds paper bag*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Woo!
Source picture please!

*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# no her face will
remain a mystery
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# I got two words for you...
come on!

c'mon!!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# lets stick together?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# sorry
doll
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# THE NORKS
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
THE NORKS *FWAP*
(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# what is a nork?
sorry i'm a girl and not from around these parts
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)
# boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# i figured but wanted to be sure before i repeat it
aren't they lovely?
(Melgimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# quite
whomever she is..she should be proud

must stop, as i donot wish to appear too perverse
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# ha
you said boobies....!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)