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# 'Oi!'
'Me favourite programme's about to start, y'dozy bitch. Are you gonna put a fresh head on this or what?!'



Announcements: Inexplicably wonderful flash show on hold for one week. Sorry.

Right now I need political photoshops of *FP* quality. Anything to do with *UK* politics over the last 5 years that makes a clear and immediate statement will be considered:
manic AT bloggerheads DOT com
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# seamless
v. good
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)
# /obvious bush-loving comment/
nicely shopped, sir!

edit: don't think i've ever shopped anything political. unless kittens and penguins have become taboo suddenly.
edit: tell a lie- I did this. a little bit animated though.
edit: and not really relevant to your cause. um..
IDS
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Pfft!
I do like that. Shame it's so busy, but I do like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# well if you're in need of an extra one quickly,
i've still got the source somewhere- I'm sure I can redo it to your requirements.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# single frame would be good
but again - don't knock yourself out
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# woo
i think pic above is fp quality were it not twixt too big, sir
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# well now you've jinxed it
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# up the wazoo
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Not to fear.
There is always the B3ta Front Page Generator to soften the blow if it doesn't make it.
(Greasy Chip Butty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# that tis awesome
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# hehehehe
sheer genius
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Are you sure
you mean 'twixt'?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# i meant twixt
but i wasn't using it correctly, betwain.
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# I point you,..
In the direction of the front page,...
(HoTWire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# already earmarked
my dear HoTWire.

:o)

I'm also seeking primo stuff from deep in the spazz. Qwality is an issue, as I've room for 12 pics only.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# How's this?
Not anywhere near fp quality, but it was my first b3ta post, so has some kind of sentimental type stuff going on:
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:49, archived)
# i remember that
i loved it first time round aswell
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Ta muchly
you reformed lurker you...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I doubt if this is of any use for you, but it's the closest to political i've got

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# looks pretty doubleplusgood
to me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I think I've only ever done one political/topical picture,
my last fp. But it's not making a statment as such. And the story it was based on seems to have been completely forgotten. Um.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# "And the story it was based on seems to have been completely forgotten. "
just the kind of thing that needs reviving then, I would think.

Anybody got any Foot & Mouth or Dome action?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# will this do?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# I already have
too much Bush

(insert obvious here)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Never mind then.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)