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[challenge entry] Depatmant of spleling and gramer gud

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(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# that's around my neighbourhood
diesguised as a supermarket for "continantial food and diary" (no joke)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# The alley...
...between the store and cinema looks like it's home to wanking tramps. They like alleys like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# how would you know?
on second thought, don't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# I don't really...
...do you mind popping round the corner and having a look?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# alley names rock
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# I assume . .
you have been researching this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Wanking tramps are a global...
...phenomena, aren't they? Or are they just confined to Junction Road in Archway?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# The Archway tramps are a cut above the rest . .
Tramps in Enfield just tend to leer and smell I find . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Ah.
You see, my research stops at collecting anecdotes. I'd never actually sniff one.

You've spent too much time with your goat. It's turning you mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Enfield Town has a resident tramp . .
you only have to stand downwind to know his scent :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# My local corner shop
has (etched into the glass, no less)

fruit & vegatables
stationary

I kid you not.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# There used to be a
"Discunt Store" in New York, on 4th and Broadway

*true*
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# used to be a shop near me called
Second
Hand
In
The
Extreme
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Was it an
outdoor watch shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# no just a really SHITE second hand shop
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# in the morning?
eeeep

/runs to hairdressers
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# argggh
i cannot escape the grammar!
i've been doing an essay on it all week
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# when passing through the spazz
the tottenham university has a sign.

'improve your worlds and grammar'


and not in an ironic way.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)